wrote this in my head this morning on the way into the shop...
Big diesel truck (sung to Toby Keith's Red Solo Cup)
Now a big diesel truck is the best spectacle
For barbecues, tailgates, dynos and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer driving small cars.
A girly small car is cheap and disposable,
with a tuner my EGR & DPF are most disposable,
And no they are not enforceable,
The EPA can kiss my ass. Woo!
Big Diesel Truck, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you big diesel truck, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I really love how chips are easy to stack
But I really hate how you want to crack
Done me when my trucks gets better MPGs
All to save a few trees!
I love how the ladies get smitten
Admiring how smokey my exhaust is gettin,
when I crank up my fuel to start hittin'
on them to help me get lucky
Big diesel truck, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you big diesel truck, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I've seen you in hybrid, and I've seen you in gas,
But only you, diesel, will do power my ass,
Cuz you are the Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
Big diesel truck, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
when i look at you and say:
"Big diesel truck, you're not just a truck... (No, no, God no!)
You're my, you're my (friend?) friend. (life long!)
Thank you for being my friend."
Big diesel truck, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you big diesel truck, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Big diesel truck, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you big diesel, I load you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Big diesel truck! Big diesel truck!
Big diesel truck (sung to Toby Keith's Red Solo Cup)
Now a big diesel truck is the best spectacle
For barbecues, tailgates, dynos and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer driving small cars.
A girly small car is cheap and disposable,
with a tuner my EGR & DPF are most disposable,
And no they are not enforceable,
The EPA can kiss my ass. Woo!
Big Diesel Truck, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you big diesel truck, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I really love how chips are easy to stack
But I really hate how you want to crack
Done me when my trucks gets better MPGs
All to save a few trees!
I love how the ladies get smitten
Admiring how smokey my exhaust is gettin,
when I crank up my fuel to start hittin'
on them to help me get lucky
Big diesel truck, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you big diesel truck, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I've seen you in hybrid, and I've seen you in gas,
But only you, diesel, will do power my ass,
Cuz you are the Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
Big diesel truck, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
when i look at you and say:
"Big diesel truck, you're not just a truck... (No, no, God no!)
You're my, you're my (friend?) friend. (life long!)
Thank you for being my friend."
Big diesel truck, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you big diesel truck, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Big diesel truck, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you big diesel, I load you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Big diesel truck! Big diesel truck!