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  1. messejme

    New Family for the Parrot

    A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day. The clerk warns that the parrot was donated by a brothel, where he may have picked up some colorful language. The housewife doesn't mind and brings the parrot home. When she uncovers the cage, the parrot says, "Brawkk! New Madam...
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    Grown Up Words (Kat-rated PG13)

    A teacher was teaching a class of five year olds and asked what they all did in the summer holidays. One boy said he got a ''choo-choo.'' The teacher said, "Please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is train." Another boy said he got a ''bow-wow.'' The teacher...
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    good resource for rim size and inter change

    Maybe this could be a good stickey Admins. http://www.ricksontruckwheels.com/wheels-oe.php
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    another funny commercial

    http://www.youtube.com/user/GoVacuums?v=zEj9bvnEJDQ
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    Sad Day for Duramax

    I dont remember seeing any VW's at any tractor pulling events! Oh, becsause the unibody would buckle at the 10' mark.
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    HELP!! with trailer 8-wire Wire Harness

    Or a short in the trailer wiring.
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    Exergy bad balance rates

    It may also be some debris washed into the injectors from dusty/dirty lines and/or hoses. Were the parts (fuel lines and hoses) sitting around for a while without being plugged up to keep them clean?
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    LLY: towed my junk turbo car

    Damn I thought that was a beehive paint scheme on the helmet.....OOPS! ;)
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    Confucius Say

    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps...
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    the Dirty Jersey Oil Burners

    did I say bridgeburg oops how does Branchburg sound? just moved and wondering why I waited so long. Can I join the (DJOB) Dirty Jersey Oil Burners? I just submitted an application with Foley Cat! Waiting for a reply from them! anyway I am subscribing.
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    great commercial

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHkg9NHoB8A&NR=1&feature=endscreen:roflmao:
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    Attorney ?

    Time of discovery is a factor as well Kat(I believe)
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    hydroboost issues

    Hydraulic pumps wear out eventually. Even the fluid movement will erode the metal given enough time but contaminants in suspension will speed up the process.
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    Trams prob no Drive or park

    probably NSBU switch
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    Kately Francis: Combat shooter, age 13

    NICE!:thumb:
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    lbz vs f250

    The f series in general can suffer from many electrical problems. control module failures are common.
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    Overwhelming news

    Congratulations
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    Fuel filter issues

    Either the lines or the primer or the filter o-rings are letting air in. Do you have an auxiliary pump installed? Hmmm hmmm
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    Help: bad stutter and miss

    When I have the shifter in third gear position I get a really noticable miss between 2000 and 3000 rpms under light throttle. It blows a big puff of blueish oil smoke when this happens. Cant make it happen in other gears though. Any ideas? Just put on a new fuel filter and its less noticable...
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    Son borrowed my truck. Will this buff out?

    You son and your family are heroes to my family. Sorry Bro!