Post Whores II

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[Tucker is talking to Tex, who is firing at something offscreen]
Tucker: That's basically it sir, they have five guys over there and a big jeep.
Tex: And your flag.
Tucker: Right, that too... Uh, hey, Tex? I don't know what it's been like at your other bases, but we try not to use other soldiers as target practice here.
[the camera pans to reveal Caboose pressed against a wall, surrounded by bullet holes]
Caboose: I'm scared.
 
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Sarge: [Trumpet playing is heard in the distance] Shh, quiet. Do you hear that?
Caboose: Yes, that noise is called water. It is very wet, and very sloshy...
Sarge: I was talkin' about the trumpet, bluetard!
 
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Caboose: Please don't go.
Sheila: I am, not leaving.
Caboose: Oh Good, Good Stay.
Sheila: You are acting strangley, and I would like to find out why.
Caboose: Oh, Ok. Um
Sheila: Caboose, the Omega AI has been missing, and everyone has been attempting to find him, if you continue to act irraticaly, they may mistake me think he is inside of you, and take dirrastic measures against you.
Caboose: Oh, I wouldn't want them to do that.
Sheila: Exactly, and luckily I know where Omega is.
Caboose: You do? Where?
Sheila: He is inside Blarrrrr...
[Tex just shut down Sheila]
Sheila: Got it!
Caboose: Who is Blarrr... Blerr...
 
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Grif: But it was Simmons who found the underground cave.
Grif: By trying to bury you alive!
Sarge: A tactic that was clearly multi-layered, once again Simmons' treasonous insurrection proves to be the glue that hold this unit together.
 
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Tex: Alright, I think I can take 'em, I just need a better weapon.
Tucker: Want me to help you find one?
Tex: Mm, why don't you just give me your sword?
Tucker: No way! I can see right through your little ploy. You just want me to give you the sword.
Tex: That's what I just said!
Tucker: Yeah, but it's the way you said it.
Tex: You know, it's a good thing that that sword doesn't run on brainpower. Oh my God, Tucker, look! Hot chicks!
Tucker: Nice try. You just want me to turn around so you can knock me out and take the sword.
Tex: Now the hot girls are making out!
Tucker: Okay, that's worth the risk.
[turns around]
Tucker: Aw, crap.
[Tex knocks him out]
 
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