Post Whores II
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Caboose: [acting evil] Your toast has been BURNT, and no amount of scraping will get rid of the black stuff!
O'Malley: It's quiet. *Too* quiet.
O'Malley: [after he is nearly shot by sniper fire] Now it's suddenly too loud. I liked it better when it was quiet.
O'Malley: [after he is nearly shot by sniper fire] Now it's suddenly too loud. I liked it better when it was quiet.
Grif: They've got a guy fixing their tank.
Sarge: Impossible! Our intelligence clearly states...
Donut: [interrupting] We have intelligence?
Sarge: Impossible! Our intelligence clearly states...
Donut: [interrupting] We have intelligence?
Man Madmaxx is goin at it here the past few days. Has Larry been giving classes? Where the hell has Larry been?
Gary: [Tucker is aware of Wyoming rewinding time] He knows.
Wyoming: How the devil is he keeping up with us?
Gary: Irrelevant. Eliminate him.
Wyoming: How the devil is he keeping up with us?
Gary: Irrelevant. Eliminate him.
Wyoming: Tex!
Tex: Wyoming?
Caboose: Connecticut!
Tucker: They're not playing a game, Caboose.
Caboose: Yeah, but if they were... I totally would've won
Tex: Wyoming?
Caboose: Connecticut!
Tucker: They're not playing a game, Caboose.
Caboose: Yeah, but if they were... I totally would've won
Man you should have seen this girl at the gym today!!! She was doin butterflys in a little tank top.
Grif: What the **** was that?
Simmons: That was the weirdest match I ever played.
Church: Dude, that sucked! I got team-killed in like, the first ten seconds.
Caboose: Sorry that was my fault... Some guy kept screaming into the mic.
Tucker: BOM CHICKA BOW WOW!
Church: Dude, Shut up!
Caboose: See?
Tucker: BOM CHICKA BOW WOW!
Church: Alright, that's it. I'm muting him.
Sarge: Alright, let's play another!
Donut: Dude, I am not wearing that armor again.
Sarge: Same teams?
Church: Yeah, same teams. New map.
Tucker, Church, Donut, Caboose, Simmons, Sarge, Grif: New map!
Simmons: That was the weirdest match I ever played.
Church: Dude, that sucked! I got team-killed in like, the first ten seconds.
Caboose: Sorry that was my fault... Some guy kept screaming into the mic.
Tucker: BOM CHICKA BOW WOW!
Church: Dude, Shut up!
Caboose: See?
Tucker: BOM CHICKA BOW WOW!
Church: Alright, that's it. I'm muting him.
Sarge: Alright, let's play another!
Donut: Dude, I am not wearing that armor again.
Sarge: Same teams?
Church: Yeah, same teams. New map.
Tucker, Church, Donut, Caboose, Simmons, Sarge, Grif: New map!
She had every guy in that gym droolin over her DOD Civil and Military. SHe was showin so much skin, I may have nightmares
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A hilarious and creative piece of art, 24 December 2004
Author: axemblue
I'm not fond of the XBox/PC game Halo by any means. I consider it a very average and unremarkable shooter, save for its use of vehicles. But even with that said, the satirical machinima series Red vs. Blue will always occupy a place in my heart.
The show is shot entirely using the XBox version of Halo, albeit with the game's HUD cropped out. (The aiming reticule is still there, and although it can be a bit distracting at first, you get used to it, and it's part of RVB's "independent film" appeal.) Other than some visual touch-ups, everything there is real and can be duplicated. Also, all of the characters look alike, so they are differentiated via the colors of their armor.
So what's it about? The series lampoons numerous things, including shooters, military life, sci-fi culture, and Halo itself (Church: "These arms aren't that flexible!"). It's set in the rather plain box canyon known as Blood Gulch (a multiplayer map in Halo) during the period between Halo and Halo 2. At one end is the base of the Blue Team; at the other, the Red Team base. Both sides are caught in a fierce deadlock during a capture-the-flag game. In reality, both teams are incredibly inept and would rather spend their time bickering, finding ways to kill time (such as tossing rocks through a teleporter), or just sort of spying on the other team.
On the Blue Team is Church, the sarcastic, impatient leader; Tucker, his somewhat serious-minded partner; and Caboose, the scatterbrained rookie who is often the origin of RVB's many famous quotes.
The Red Team is not much better, though. There's Sarge, a sergeant (duh) with an outlandish Southern American accent; Grif, the soldier who is the butt of most of Sarge's criticism; Simmons, a soldier who gets respect from Sarge and is accused by Grif of being a kiss-ass; Donut, a weird newbie in pink/lightish red armor (even though he's a guy); and Lopez, a robot whose speech unit shorts out later in the series, allowing him to only speak Spanish.
The teams don't stay put, though, and before long, all sorts of weird things happen. The Reds receive a Warthog-class jeep, leaving the Blues to compare it with their own tank in terms of attracting girls. Caboose inadvertently kills Church by blasting him with the tank. Church, now a ghost, possesses Sarge's body and makes him spit inside his own helmet. And that's just the first 19-episode season. But what really makes RVB shine is its great writing, scripting, and voice work.
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17 out of 19 people found the following comment useful:-
A hilarious and creative piece of art, 24 December 2004
Author: axemblue
I'm not fond of the XBox/PC game Halo by any means. I consider it a very average and unremarkable shooter, save for its use of vehicles. But even with that said, the satirical machinima series Red vs. Blue will always occupy a place in my heart.
The show is shot entirely using the XBox version of Halo, albeit with the game's HUD cropped out. (The aiming reticule is still there, and although it can be a bit distracting at first, you get used to it, and it's part of RVB's "independent film" appeal.) Other than some visual touch-ups, everything there is real and can be duplicated. Also, all of the characters look alike, so they are differentiated via the colors of their armor.
So what's it about? The series lampoons numerous things, including shooters, military life, sci-fi culture, and Halo itself (Church: "These arms aren't that flexible!"). It's set in the rather plain box canyon known as Blood Gulch (a multiplayer map in Halo) during the period between Halo and Halo 2. At one end is the base of the Blue Team; at the other, the Red Team base. Both sides are caught in a fierce deadlock during a capture-the-flag game. In reality, both teams are incredibly inept and would rather spend their time bickering, finding ways to kill time (such as tossing rocks through a teleporter), or just sort of spying on the other team.
On the Blue Team is Church, the sarcastic, impatient leader; Tucker, his somewhat serious-minded partner; and Caboose, the scatterbrained rookie who is often the origin of RVB's many famous quotes.
The Red Team is not much better, though. There's Sarge, a sergeant (duh) with an outlandish Southern American accent; Grif, the soldier who is the butt of most of Sarge's criticism; Simmons, a soldier who gets respect from Sarge and is accused by Grif of being a kiss-ass; Donut, a weird newbie in pink/lightish red armor (even though he's a guy); and Lopez, a robot whose speech unit shorts out later in the series, allowing him to only speak Spanish.
The teams don't stay put, though, and before long, all sorts of weird things happen. The Reds receive a Warthog-class jeep, leaving the Blues to compare it with their own tank in terms of attracting girls. Caboose inadvertently kills Church by blasting him with the tank. Church, now a ghost, possesses Sarge's body and makes him spit inside his own helmet. And that's just the first 19-episode season. But what really makes RVB shine is its great writing, scripting, and voice work.
Yeah but it is dangerous when you are workin out and you see boobage infront of you, bad things happen
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