Sarge: [after Sheila shoots the Red base] Sweet sodium chloride. There goes my chemistry set.
Post Whores II
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Tucker: What're you doing?
Caboose: One of the reds has Tex. I'm going to shoot him, and kill him, and free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing *him*, and we will be friends!
Tucker: Oh, come on, you don't actually believe any of that, do you?
[Caboose trains sniper rifle on Church-possessed Sarge's head]
Caboose: Ohhh, we're gonna be *best* *friends*.
Caboose: One of the reds has Tex. I'm going to shoot him, and kill him, and free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing *him*, and we will be friends!
Tucker: Oh, come on, you don't actually believe any of that, do you?
[Caboose trains sniper rifle on Church-possessed Sarge's head]
Caboose: Ohhh, we're gonna be *best* *friends*.
Church: [Describing the Alien that attacked him] All I know is that it was slimy and it had lotsa teeth.
Tucker: Kinky!
Church: Seriously, dude, cut the shit.
Tucker: Kinky!
Church: Seriously, dude, cut the shit.
Tucker: Tex still doesn't trust me ever since I fired a round into her ass.
Caboose: Hey-chicka-bum-bum!
Tucker: What did I tell you about that?
Caboose: Hey-chicka-bum-bum!
Tucker: What did I tell you about that?
Sarge: Hey does this shotgun barrel look clogged to you?
[points a shotgun at the side of Churchs' head]
Church: Sarge, I'm not gonna look in your shotgun.
Sarge: [switches weapons] How about these rocket barrels?
[points a shotgun at the side of Churchs' head]
Church: Sarge, I'm not gonna look in your shotgun.
Sarge: [switches weapons] How about these rocket barrels?
Sarge: [several soldiers are lined outside Red Base chanting "Halo 3!"] Shut up, lunatics, or I'll throw a tear gas grenade in there and none of you will get to play!
Nerdy Soldier: Tear gas grenades? We get tear gas grenades in Halo 3? I need to go update my blog!
[runs off]
Sarge: No, wait! That's not official information! Come back
Nerdy Soldier: Tear gas grenades? We get tear gas grenades in Halo 3? I need to go update my blog!
[runs off]
Sarge: No, wait! That's not official information! Come back
Sarge: Hello, and welcome to the Halo 3 multiplayer beta. If you are in the beta, than you were specially selected... or you purchased a copy of Crackdown.
Church: And if you got this special "RvB" video, then you've reserved a copy of Bulletwitch 2. Congratulations... I guess.
Church: And if you got this special "RvB" video, then you've reserved a copy of Bulletwitch 2. Congratulations... I guess.
Grif: Where's Lopez going?
Sarge: To fight the enemy head on! Hand to hand combat. Mano y mano. What a brave little compadre. Lopez, I never understood a word you said, but I do know one thing: you ain't Grif, and that's the most important thing there is. Adios, amigo. Adios.
Simmons: Shouldn't we help him?
Sarge: Nah, that would just ruin the moment.
Sarge: To fight the enemy head on! Hand to hand combat. Mano y mano. What a brave little compadre. Lopez, I never understood a word you said, but I do know one thing: you ain't Grif, and that's the most important thing there is. Adios, amigo. Adios.
Simmons: Shouldn't we help him?
Sarge: Nah, that would just ruin the moment.
Church: Hey why didn't you bring that glowing thing?
Tucker: No way, I rather have a gun.
Church: But I have a gun.
Tucker: What're you gonna do, shoot him with ghost bullets?
Church: Ok yeah, that's a good point.
Tucker: "Hey I'm Casper, the friendly bullet".
Tucker: No way, I rather have a gun.
Church: But I have a gun.
Tucker: What're you gonna do, shoot him with ghost bullets?
Church: Ok yeah, that's a good point.
Tucker: "Hey I'm Casper, the friendly bullet".
Simmons: [off screen, carrying a fainted Sarge] Donut, grab the ankles.
Donut: Okey Dokey, how's this?
Simmons: Sarge's ankles, Donut!
Donut: Okey Dokey, how's this?
Simmons: Sarge's ankles, Donut!
Simmons: Andy, is that you?
Andy The Bomb: No, I'm the other talking bomb. Francis. Pleased to meet ya, dickheads!
Andy The Bomb: No, I'm the other talking bomb. Francis. Pleased to meet ya, dickheads!
How the hell is there 4 guests in here? It seems the dodge boys are intrudeing and trying to take our valuble knowledge from this thread
Grif: [continuous screaming] Nooooooooooo!
Sarge: [sighs] Go up there and get 'im, Simmons.
Donut: If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff!
Sarge: Cancel that order, Simmons!
Grif: [still screaming] Nooooooooooo!
Sarge: Donut, get me a sniper rifle.
Donut: Yes, sir!
Sarge: [sighs] Go up there and get 'im, Simmons.
Donut: If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff!
Sarge: Cancel that order, Simmons!
Grif: [still screaming] Nooooooooooo!
Sarge: Donut, get me a sniper rifle.
Donut: Yes, sir!
[Church has just described to a new guy on the blue team how everyone hates Simmons. The new guy runs off crying]
Sheila: [after a pause] You know that's Simmons, right?
Church: [laughing] Ohh yeah.
Sheila: [after a pause] You know that's Simmons, right?
Church: [laughing] Ohh yeah.
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