Post Whores II
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Tucker: [Church has just been shot] Church! It's going to be OK, man!
Church: No... I'm not... I'm not going to make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you.
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know... I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah. I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: OK.
[dies]
Church: No... I'm not... I'm not going to make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you.
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know... I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah. I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: OK.
[dies]
[Grif and Donut are hiding behind the Warthog... Sheila the Tank is about to run into the jeep]
Donut: Let's make a break for it!
Grif: Whew! In that case, let's go on three. That's worked well for me in the past.
Donut: OK, you count.
Grif: Fine. But don't look at me while I count, because I get nervous.
[Grif turns away from Donut]
Grif: One...
[Donut gets up and runs like hell]
Grif: Two...
[Grif turns and sees that Donut is long gone]
Grif: That son of a bitch. He beat me at my own game. Curses!
[Sheila the Tank plows into the Warthog, blowing it up]
Donut: Let's make a break for it!
Grif: Whew! In that case, let's go on three. That's worked well for me in the past.
Donut: OK, you count.
Grif: Fine. But don't look at me while I count, because I get nervous.
[Grif turns away from Donut]
Grif: One...
[Donut gets up and runs like hell]
Grif: Two...
[Grif turns and sees that Donut is long gone]
Grif: That son of a bitch. He beat me at my own game. Curses!
[Sheila the Tank plows into the Warthog, blowing it up]
adlock:
[during a Public Service Announcement asking NASA to stop sending Mars rovers to Blood Gulch]
Simmons: At least Grif figured out how to turn them into skateboards.
Grif: [Grif runs past the camera very fast] Whoohoo!
Simmons: Hey! Sarge says you're supposed to wear a helmet!
Grif: [Off camera] I'm gonna build a ramp! Who wants to help?
Simmons: At least Grif figured out how to turn them into skateboards.
Grif: [Grif runs past the camera very fast] Whoohoo!
Simmons: Hey! Sarge says you're supposed to wear a helmet!
Grif: [Off camera] I'm gonna build a ramp! Who wants to help?
[Church has possessed the body of Lopez the Mexican robot, and the Red team is negotiating for Lopez's return]
Sarge: All right, Blues. First off. We want your flag...
Simmons: Wait, wait, wait. Wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up.
Sarge: ...to stay right where it is. Keep the flag. But we do want our mechanized droid guy back.
Church: Uh-oh.
Sarge: You may know him as Senor El Roboto.
Tucker: Well, Church? What's it going to be?
Church: No way. I'm not giving back my body. I just got this thing.
Sarge: And don't think you can keep his nuts! Or bolts, or other... mechanical parts.
Church: Uh, he's not here anymore!
Tucker: Yeah, he left! He was all like "Sayonara!" And then he just took off!
Church: That's not Spanish, you idiot. That's French.
Sarge: All right, Blues. First off. We want your flag...
Simmons: Wait, wait, wait. Wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up.
Sarge: ...to stay right where it is. Keep the flag. But we do want our mechanized droid guy back.
Church: Uh-oh.
Sarge: You may know him as Senor El Roboto.
Tucker: Well, Church? What's it going to be?
Church: No way. I'm not giving back my body. I just got this thing.
Sarge: And don't think you can keep his nuts! Or bolts, or other... mechanical parts.
Church: Uh, he's not here anymore!
Tucker: Yeah, he left! He was all like "Sayonara!" And then he just took off!
Church: That's not Spanish, you idiot. That's French.
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