Post Whores II

[MadMaxx61]

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

 

[MadMaxx61]

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

 

[ripmf666]

Well if she does not go how will she know?

lol first time she see's a video of the run and hears a female on it yea i'm running she knows how to use my guns

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

 

[MadMaxx61]

lol first time she see's a video of the run and hears a female on it yea i'm running she knows how to use my guns

It was the women next to the Cam guy... I sware

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

 

[MadMaxx61]

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?

 

[MadMaxx61]

What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?