Post Whores II

[MadMaxx61]

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

 

[MadMaxx61]

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

 

[MadMaxx61]

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Can you daydream at night?

 

[ripmf666]

lol you also have to post on 8 other site a day also:rofl: like me I stay typin

 

[MadMaxx61]

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

 

[ripmf666]

I day dream all the time then the GF hits me in the back of the head

 

[MadMaxx61]

I day dream all the time then the GF hits me in the back of the head

lol :rofl:

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

 

[ripmf666]

I also get hit if i look to long at other girls at the mall

 

[MadMaxx61]

Can animals commit suicide?

 

[ripmf666]

I told her they were looking at the baby and I was not looking at them it just looked like it :spit:

 

[MadMaxx61]

I also get hit if i look to long at other girls at the mall

Ya that sux man what about the ones at the track or even the trucks I have got that one stop drooling.

 

[ripmf666]

Can animals commit suicide?

Yes they do it everyday here running out in front of you :rofl:

 

[MadMaxx61]

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

 

[MadMaxx61]

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?