Post Whores II

[MadMaxx61]

How come all of the planets are spherical?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do they put holes in crackers?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

 

[MadMaxx61]

What do people in China call their good plates?

 

[MadMaxx61]

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

 

[MadMaxx61]

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Well that is all I will do tonight as the batteries in this mouse are dieing and need a recharge.

 

[ripmf666]

lol:spit:

 

[MrUPS]

Ha! Thats too much to think about first thing in the morning!

 

[03 D-max]

holy shiznit he is a mad mad man

 

[03 D-max]

that is alot of posts about nothing