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Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?

 

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Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?

 

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What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?

 

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Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?

 

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Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

 

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What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?

 

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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

 

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Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

 

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Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?

 

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Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

 

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Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

 

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If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?

 

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

 

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Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

 

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If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

 

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When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

 

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Can you cry under water?

 

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Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

 

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If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?