Post Whores III

[MadMaxx61]

We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our bums . Then things just get worse.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

 

[MadMaxx61]

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

 

[MadMaxx61]

In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life...It goes on

 

[MadMaxx61]

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

 

[MadMaxx61]

I get paid weekly. Very Weekly!

 

[MadMaxx61]

I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little bit lower

 

[MadMaxx61]

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

 

[MadMaxx61]

I have everything I had twenty years ago - except that it is now all lower.

 

[MadMaxx61]

The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.

 

[MadMaxx61]

I can resist everything except temptation

 

[MadMaxx61]

A rich man's joke is always funny.

 

[MadMaxx61]

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

 

[MadMaxx61]

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.