Post Whores III
- Thread starter Poltergeist
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To see a young couple loving each other is no wonder, but to see an old couple loving each other is the best sight of all.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.
The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
So true too
So true too
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
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The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a woman like a book, your library card has expired.
Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
Don't you hate it when you have to take a huge dump and your girlfriend is in the bathroom takeing a shower and drying her hair. I'm sweating sitting here holding it in. The Patron is having it's revenge on me