Post Whores III

[Kat]

:spit:

 

[Mile_high]

This :nana3: usually leads to this :ban-hump: which usually ends up with this :binky: .

:spit::spit:

 

[MadMaxx61]

Well I have not whored in some time...

 

[MadMaxx61]

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just f*** off and leave me alone.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

 

[MadMaxx61]

No one is listening until you fart.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

 

[MadMaxx61]

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.




lol :rofl::rofl:

 

[MadMaxx61]

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

 

[MadMaxx61]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

 

[MadMaxx61]

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

 

[MadMaxx61]

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Don't worry; it's only kinky the first time. :angel: :angel: :angel: Soooooo true...

 

[MadMaxx61]

Good judgement comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement.

 

[MadMaxx61]

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.