Post Whores II

[MadMaxx61]

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dish washing liquid contains real lemons?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Is there another word for synonym?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice?"

 

[MadMaxx61]

Would a wingless fly be called a walk?

 

[MadMaxx61]

and to make it 150 posts


What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

 

[ripmf666]

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[MadMaxx61]

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Humm I need to keep at it I see

 

[MadMaxx61]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

 

[ripmf666]

lol I would say so :spit:

 

[MadMaxx61]

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

 

[MadMaxx61]

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

 

[ripmf666]

Last time someone played this game with me well you can see from the closed post whore 1 thread who won hehe.
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