Post Whores II

[03 D-max]

have fun lol
i will finish the night with 2820

Sullivan signing off

 

[ripmf666]

turbo's are fun to bad you have a Polaris

That Polaris has 2,950 miles on it more then your post count and 175 hrs lol

 

[MadMaxx61]

See if I can get 7,400 tonight :spit:

I could try but I think the forums would crash if I whored that much in this thread.

But I will see about a little whoring.

 

[MadMaxx61]

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

 

[MadMaxx61]

What do you call a male ladybug?

 

[MadMaxx61]

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypads of drive-up ATM's?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why is that when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

[MadMaxx61]

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

[MadMaxx61]

:rofl: If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? :rofl: :happy2:

 

[MadMaxx61]

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?



Ummm We all do this

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

 

[MadMaxx61]

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

 

[MadMaxx61]

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!