Post Whores II

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Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
zeep> rapc?
Batty> ...
Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
zeep> oic
Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
 

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mncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
DmncAtrny> and run like hell
 
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DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
 

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DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
DannyB> she was confused
 

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gentoogod: omg dude
gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted
 

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glacial> I love school
glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
 

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Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
 

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Hiroe> he was dressed as a big @#$%in devil
Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
Hiroe> at some anime con in california
Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
 
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samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
samsim> and got mauled
samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
 

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Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
TorMuck> a sprite is a @#$%ing soda
TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
 

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Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
Galactic> I mean that is just some @#$%ED UP SHIT
Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be @#$%ing KILLING some kids
Galactic> I remember a commercial where the @#$%in rabbit WENT INTO A @#$%IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN @#$%IN MONEY.
Galactic> @#$%in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically @#$%in mug the poor stupid @#$% rabbit
Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
Galactic> @#$%in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
Galactic> @#$% NO that wouldn't fly with me
Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those @#$%in @#$%es
Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them #$%@es and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a @#$%in kid?
Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot @#$%in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
Galactic> NO.
Galactic> I'd be thinking
Galactic> "that's a 6 foot @#$%in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the @#$% was I just smoking?"
Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a @#$%in grapefruit... who the @#$% eats a breakfast that big
Flaming_Duck> not me
Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my @#$%ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the @#$%ing money
Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
Galactic> Lucky Charms.
Galactic> @#$%ING LUCKY CHARMS
Galactic> Lucky can turn the @#$%ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of @#$%ing 6 year olds?!?!?
Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the @#$%ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
Galactic> ....
Galactic> KILL THEM, @#$%!
Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
Galactic> it's just always bothered me."
 
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