When applying for a job:

[McRat]

Please have somebody proofread your resume.

I just received a resume that described the applicant's "Calcifications". Does he have bone spurs, or just hard water in his plumbing?

It's a Quality Control job opening, so that's an instant fail.

For those in Rio Linda, that's Qualifications.

 

[LBZrcks]

Please have somebody proofread your resume.

I just received a resume that described the applicant's "Calcifications". Does he have bone spurs, or just hard water in his plumbing?

It's a Quality Control job opening, so that's an instant fail.

For those in Rio Linda, that's Qualifications.

:roflmao:

 

[MACKIN]

Storry can I presubmit at a ladder date?

 

[LindsayH]

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[coker6303]

funny list

http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/photos/item/964-the-25-funniest-job-resumes-of-all-time.html

 

[gmduramax]

This was handed to me

 

[Hot COCOAL]

This was handed to me

I think the saddest and MOST maddening thing about reading this, is most these people have the right to vote...

 

[Muff]

I think the saddest and MOST maddening thing about reading this, is most these people have the right to vote...

Yup! That's a major flaw in the system. I don't talk politics so I'll leave it at that.

 

[Dirtymaxx03]

The only sorry thing is that clown worked at mcdonalds for 11 years. Poor guy

 

[Josh2002cc]

This was handed to me

What are you hiring for that a fast food guy would apply for?

 

[gmduramax]

What are you hiring for that a fast food guy would apply for?

I work in a restaurant.

 

[PhilsLB7]

My wife told me last night that a girl she knows posted on Facebook she was going to a Community Collage in the fall. And no I did not misspell college.

 

[Pure Diesel]

My neighbor is a detective for a state college. He says they get applications in all the time from people with degree's and then some. Same thing, they can't spell. Its called "spell check" people.
Here is a good one for people today. Tell them to find a word in the dictionary and you'll be amazed at how many can't find the word.

 

[SwitchBack]

My neighbor is a detective for a state college. He says they get applications in all the time from people with degree's and then some. Same thing, they can't spell. Its called "spell check" people.
Here is a good one for people today. Tell them to find a word in the dictionary and you'll be amazed at how many can't find the word.

That's genius. I may do that when people are annoying me now.

 

[Josh2002cc]

I work in a restaurant.

Did you hire him/her?

 

[gmduramax]

Did you hire him/her?

Hell no 95% of people who work in fast food cannot handle working in a restaurant. I have no idea why

 

[Aaron@LDS]

I am a Carpenter by trade, and I get people asking for work all the time. But what really gets to me is when they proceed to advise me on HOW TO do my job. I think it's their way of saying that they have experience, but it drives me up the wall. The last guy that did that to me learned carpentry in State Prison. I was painting a 6 panel interior door with a brush, and He insisted that I use a roller for the speed. I like the look of brushing it better, ok bud!