Public Restroom Rant

Big Block 88

Multiple choice muscle
Nov 3, 2008
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Remaining muscle controls the cable I guess??? Hey as long is it hold turds in I am good, I haven't had a truly enjoyable shit since, but hey atleast I don't poop in a bag!!! It all worked out and I am good to go... Taint stitches sucked itchy as hell, and they pulled when I did my business.

My grandmother had it worse she had something similar back in the 60's and surgery was much more invasive. When she go older she had some issues and she would get embarrassed over it, I would just tell her "hey shit happens" she thought that was great.
 

Hot COCOAL

May the farce be with you
Jun 9, 2012
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Wow...
Some of these deployment bathroom stories are hANUS!

Big block, you win! For personal trials by sphincter!

But seriously, you guys should see a porta-john on a commercial building site...not pretty, not pretty at all.

Shit wiped on the walls, t-shirts and undies used when TP ran out, and worst of all, porn...

Yes, community shitter porn.
I don't know about any y'all, but I wouldn't pick up a porn mag of someone I know,....PERIOD! Never saw the draw to it anyways, personally I'd just rather get the real deal
Yet I know for a fact that the mags in that shitter were being frequently, ahem, read...in the porta-john that had shit on the walls, in the summer...

Dirty, just plain dirty.
 

Big Block 88

Multiple choice muscle
Nov 3, 2008
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Kansas when I am home
Had a guy at cat who would choke the chicken in the shop bathroom.... We all suspected it as he would stay in there for a ling time, and the lotion we used in our welding gloves would go missing... Then a supervisor walked in on him, the dude quit that night.

There has to be some shit in the genepool or somthing for folks to do some of this shit in public. Never once have i been in the weld shop busting my ass sweating my ass off with hard working smelly ass dudes around me, and thought to myself, man i could sure rub one out right now...

Things have gotten strange, around here atleast people doing dumb crimes cops wrecking into eachother, kids wandering off, every other kid anymore is classified as having down syndrom, our govt. is more worried about ecoli in a third world country and a bunch of illegal kids coming accrossed our borders, than if we the middle class can pay our bills each month, pay our emoyees, its very strange. There has to be somthing behind all this shit its all just piling up like a turd on a public toilet seat
 

MACKIN

Smell My Finger...
Aug 14, 2006
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Had a guy at cat who would choke the chicken in the shop bathroom.... We all suspected it as he would stay in there for a ling time, and the lotion we used in our welding gloves would go missing... Then a supervisor walked in on him, the dude quit that night.

There has to be some shit in the genepool or somthing for folks to do some of this shit in public. Never once have i been in the weld shop busting my ass sweating my ass off with hard working smelly ass dudes around me, and thought to myself, man i could sure rub one out right now...

Things have gotten strange, around here atleast people doing dumb crimes cops wrecking into eachother, kids wandering off, every other kid anymore is classified as having down syndrom, our govt. is more worried about ecoli in a third world country and a bunch of illegal kids coming accrossed our borders, than if we the middle class can pay our bills each month, pay our emoyees, its very strange. There has to be somthing behind all this shit its all just piling up like a turd on a public toilet seat


The world is just one big colostomy bag! You got that right! Ass backwards ta-boot!