When I had my truck roll over my navigator landed on me, thought I was fine minus ruptured ear drums. Didn't shit for 3 days and started to really hurt just to move, then I started bleeding pretty bad at the back door, took a bunch of laxatives as per the medic. And my body was forced to do somting... I was having freakin contractions and couldn't stop myself from pushing I heard what sounded like someone snapping there finger next thing I know there is shit and blood all the way up to the ceiling, in shock I stat cleaning the entire bathroom with bleach and a hose... When I am finished there is just trails of blood following me on the floor. I tired to hide it for a day by bandaging myself up I couldn't see it but i could feel a quarter sized hole on my upper left cheek.
anyway when we rolled and the dude landed on me it had knocked my poop pipe loose and it was just dumping my waste in my lower abdomen, I made it for a bit before they shipped me home to be repaired. Hell for the first few days they told me I was fine and that it was just an extreme case of hermies, f it weren't for a certain female medi who came to check on me in my room I would have been there a while, she checked and found the issue, all modesty was out the window I just wanted help
So there you have it the story of the bionic butt hole, I lost a couple feet of poop shoot 70% sphincter muscle replaced by a cable, 3 pounds of scar tissue removed, 10 pounds of waste removed, and one hell of a beat all shit story.