Post Whores II
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[about modding a Warthog they've just found on postapocalyptic Earth]
Tucker: All my life I've had girls tell me, "Not if you were the last man on Earth'.
[Laughs]
Tucker: Well, that may be true, but let's see what happens when I'm the last man on Earth with a sweet ass, pimped out ride, @#$%!
Tucker: All my life I've had girls tell me, "Not if you were the last man on Earth'.
[Laughs]
Tucker: Well, that may be true, but let's see what happens when I'm the last man on Earth with a sweet ass, pimped out ride, @#$%!
Caboose: [Church has deliberately shot Caboose in the foot] Rest in peace, pinky toe...
O'Malley: YOU SHALL BE AVENGED.
O'Malley: YOU SHALL BE AVENGED.
Tucker: Church, it hasn't been the best holiday, but I think I found the perfect gift for you. Merry Christmas buddy.
Church: I thought we agreed not to get each other anything this year.
Tucker: No we didn't.
Church: Oh. Well, maybe I'm mistaken.
Tucker: Mistaken? You specifically told me to get you something.
Church: I did?
Tucker: You gave me a catalogue with stuff circled in it.
Church: Huh, doesn't ring a bell.
Tucker: You set a budget for us, between 300 and 350.
Church: Oh well, I guess its just one of those things.
Tucker: **** you, I'm keeping it.
Church: Tucker, isn't Christmas the season of giving... Holy shit blue Santa.
Tucker: Where?
[He Looks and sees nothing. When he looks back for Church he is gone, along with the present]
Tucker: Aww crap.
Church: I thought we agreed not to get each other anything this year.
Tucker: No we didn't.
Church: Oh. Well, maybe I'm mistaken.
Tucker: Mistaken? You specifically told me to get you something.
Church: I did?
Tucker: You gave me a catalogue with stuff circled in it.
Church: Huh, doesn't ring a bell.
Tucker: You set a budget for us, between 300 and 350.
Church: Oh well, I guess its just one of those things.
Tucker: **** you, I'm keeping it.
Church: Tucker, isn't Christmas the season of giving... Holy shit blue Santa.
Tucker: Where?
[He Looks and sees nothing. When he looks back for Church he is gone, along with the present]
Tucker: Aww crap.
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Frank DuFresne: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely", and after the word "violent" include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire".
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely", and after the word "violent" include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire".
Tucker: Do you guys ever get anything done, or do you just stand around and talk all day?
Grif: We don't get paid enough to do stuff.
Grif: We don't get paid enough to do stuff.
Tucker: Hey Church, if your body is the Red Team's old droid, and droids usually fix stuff, can't you just activate your repair sequence and fix Sheila?
Church: Huh... well, yeah, it's worth a shot I guess. Ahem, all right, stand back. Hrrrrrhhh...! Hnnnnggg...! Gmmmmmm...!
Tucker: Anything?
Church: Yeah, it's not as easy as you'd think it would be.
Tucker: Maybe there's a button on you somewhere.
Church: See what you can find. I'll keep trying from in here. Hrrrrrrhh... oh, hey!
Tucker: Found it?
Church: Ah, no, wait. All I found was the time and temperature function. It is currently twenty-six degrees, by the way.
Tucker: What? It's not twenty-six degrees out here, that's freezing!
Church: Celsius, Tucker.
Tucker: Come on dude, Celsius sucks.
Church: Huh... well, yeah, it's worth a shot I guess. Ahem, all right, stand back. Hrrrrrhhh...! Hnnnnggg...! Gmmmmmm...!
Tucker: Anything?
Church: Yeah, it's not as easy as you'd think it would be.
Tucker: Maybe there's a button on you somewhere.
Church: See what you can find. I'll keep trying from in here. Hrrrrrrhh... oh, hey!
Tucker: Found it?
Church: Ah, no, wait. All I found was the time and temperature function. It is currently twenty-six degrees, by the way.
Tucker: What? It's not twenty-six degrees out here, that's freezing!
Church: Celsius, Tucker.
Tucker: Come on dude, Celsius sucks.
Frank DuFresne: Look, we can't just sabotage their equipment. That's rude.
Donut: Sabotage? That doesn't sound too good.
O'Malley: I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls!
Donut: That sounds even worse.
Donut: Sabotage? That doesn't sound too good.
O'Malley: I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls!
Donut: That sounds even worse.
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