Post Whores II
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Tucker: [Tucker is being sent on a dangerous mission] What if I have to kill stuff, dude? I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Church: I know, Tucker, I'm the same way. That's why we get along so well- we're both just a couple of lovers.
Tucker: That sounded kind of gay, dude.
Church: Yeah, it did.
Church: I know, Tucker, I'm the same way. That's why we get along so well- we're both just a couple of lovers.
Tucker: That sounded kind of gay, dude.
Church: Yeah, it did.
Sarge: No no, what are you doing? Dont lift with your legs, your back is the strongest muscle in your body, and look man, your knees arent even locked. How do you expect to stand up straight? C'mon, put your groin into it! And stop exhaling on every lift, the goal is to hold your breath as long as possible. Under stress the body produce all the oxygen it needs!
Tucker: So far this quest is a ****in' breeze. I've already killed a dead monster, what's next? We're going to open an unlocked door? Rescue a princess from herself?
Andy The Bomb: [Crunch-Bite the alien attacks an intruder] Caboose, you were supposed to help!
Caboose: I was helping watch.
Andy The Bomb: What if something had happened?
Caboose: I'm sure I would have seen it.
Caboose: I was helping watch.
Andy The Bomb: What if something had happened?
Caboose: I'm sure I would have seen it.
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