Post Whores II

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MadMaxx61

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Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name :)
Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name. :)
* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax
Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.'
* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner *
Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today.
Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!!
SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu
* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *
* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *
* Kami is now known as VCR-clock
* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
VCR-clock> :)
* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *
Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!!
* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *
* VCR-clock blinks some more
* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here
* Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!!
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
SailorV> EEEE!
* SailorV unplugs the VCR
* VCR-clock has quit IRC
* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox
Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that
 

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*** Zeron is now known as you
* you farted.
* you sigh in frustration.
* you lose
* you suck at life
*** Wildfyre is now known as our
* Goblin_Leecher thinks you need a life
* our conversation is entirely too weird
*** Goblin_Leecher is now known as we
* we are going stir crazy
* you are going a little too far
* our laughter fills the offices nearby.
* you are fired.
* we need new jobs
* you agree
* you wonder when this madness will end
* we are not sane
* you are correct
* our sanity has left?
Talathar> you know...if a sane person were to walk in here...they'd be very very confused right about now...
* you are one with the matrix.
 

MadMaxx61

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Amanda_> Alright
Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS
 

MadMaxx61

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@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337
@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369
%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?
@PikaChan> yes i did
 

MadMaxx61

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bring> My mom, out of the blue
bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army
bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"
 

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Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded
H4Z3> how so?
Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make them so ****ing small and hard to find?
H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver
Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be small, but why cant they make them more visible. like packaging them in bright red
Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you clap it beeps
H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine someone walking around their house, squinting and claping repeatedly.
H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?' 'Oh, I just need to fix my glasses.'
 

MadMaxx61

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Rann XXV: Geez. Story on "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" about two guys that tried to invent a sport called "parabungee", a combination of skydiving and bungee jumping. And, gee, one of them got hurt when it all ****ed up. Right now, God is STILL thinking, "Why the hell isn't that ****er dead?", while Darwin spins in his grave.
 

MadMaxx61

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epilnivek: I don't know what time i'll be there... i've got a date with ashley and her Wii
epilnivek: that sounds horrible
parabolo: yes it does
epilnivek: but I really do mean the nintendo;)
 

MadMaxx61

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Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend
Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves
Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline
 
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