Michael Jackson Dead at 50.
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His last words:
"Please don't cremate me. I spent $10 million dollars on plastic surgery so I wouldn't have to be black anymore."
"Please don't cremate me. I spent $10 million dollars on plastic surgery so I wouldn't have to be black anymore."
MJ sees a light in the distance and walks towards it.
As he gets closer, he can see beautiful gardens and hears birds singing.
Closer yet, he sees a sign, but can't make it out.
"Wow! I really fooled them. I made it to heaven!"
He finally comes to the sign: No one under 18 permitted
"I guess not."
As he gets closer, he can see beautiful gardens and hears birds singing.
Closer yet, he sees a sign, but can't make it out.
"Wow! I really fooled them. I made it to heaven!"
He finally comes to the sign: No one under 18 permitted
"I guess not."
Wasn't he just saying not too long ago that he was going to do some new tour deal somewhere, 50 date tour my gf just said.
Just pulled this off msn
Michael Jackson had been planning to start a series of comeback concerts in London and had been rehearsing in the Los Angeles area for the past two months. Promoters of the shows said in March that he had passed a lengthy physical examination
Guess he was rehearsing a little too hard. Feel sorry for the paramedic that had to administer the CPR.
Just pulled this off msn
Michael Jackson had been planning to start a series of comeback concerts in London and had been rehearsing in the Los Angeles area for the past two months. Promoters of the shows said in March that he had passed a lengthy physical examination
Guess he was rehearsing a little too hard. Feel sorry for the paramedic that had to administer the CPR.
The difference between Michael and Farrah,
Michael played with little boys but Farrah made them play with themselves.:rofl:
RIP Farrah
Burn in Hell Mikey:devil:
Michael played with little boys but Farrah made them play with themselves.:rofl:
RIP Farrah
Burn in Hell Mikey:devil:
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Nailed it.
Big 'ol shot of Demerol. If you gotta go, go Demerol! It's a cousin to heroin. You get happy, then sleepy ...
Big 'ol shot of Demerol. If you gotta go, go Demerol! It's a cousin to heroin. You get happy, then sleepy ...
He will be the NEW freddy krueger now he will be getting kids in there dreams while there sleeping the sick bastard
Pete Jackson also died. "Jackson Gear Drives". That affects me more.
Damn, I hadn't heard this