Some tips to keep you safe this July 4th...:thumb:
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Most serious injuries happen on July 4th, so set off your explosives on the day before or the day after.
If a firework fails to ignite, there may be something wrong with it. To figure out the problem, examine the firework up close and watch carefully while you try reigniting it.
Anyone about to set off a “black snake” should prepare for a major disappointment.
Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. Nothing can.
The most effective treatment for burns is to go around showing people the burn and saying, “Look, I burned myself. F**kin’ hurts.”
Glow sticks are great alternatives to sparklers for children whose parents are no f***ing fun.
It’s safest to be as far as possible from the site of ignition. Instead of lighting the firework directly, set it off via a trail of gunpowder that’s at least 500 feet long.
When buying fireworks, remember: The bigger the firework, the higher it will fly, and the less likely it will be to hurt you.
Children should only use fireworks under the strict supervision of an adult or a slightly older cousin.
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Most serious injuries happen on July 4th, so set off your explosives on the day before or the day after.
If a firework fails to ignite, there may be something wrong with it. To figure out the problem, examine the firework up close and watch carefully while you try reigniting it.
Anyone about to set off a “black snake” should prepare for a major disappointment.
Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. Nothing can.
The most effective treatment for burns is to go around showing people the burn and saying, “Look, I burned myself. F**kin’ hurts.”
Glow sticks are great alternatives to sparklers for children whose parents are no f***ing fun.
It’s safest to be as far as possible from the site of ignition. Instead of lighting the firework directly, set it off via a trail of gunpowder that’s at least 500 feet long.
When buying fireworks, remember: The bigger the firework, the higher it will fly, and the less likely it will be to hurt you.
Children should only use fireworks under the strict supervision of an adult or a slightly older cousin.