This works only on those cars with small tailpipes. Cut a small potato (plain old potato works) with a taper on one end. Then, shove it in the tailpipe (but not too much where it will cause the whole thing to explode) and when the pressure builds up, it will blow it out of there, sounding like...
The Kitchen B*tch
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of...
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always
wanted a
pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought
them and wore
them home..
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice...
By the way, this was simply a joke sent over email, and in no way do I mean disrespect for those serving our country. I thank you all for offering up your lives for us to live in freedom. :thankyou:
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These mostly Southern boys will be
Dropped off into Iraq and will be given only the following facts about...