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  1. TX23

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    place
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    this
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    Pranks and Hijinx

    I'm going to build a new one...somehow, it got lost (misplaced by she who must be obeyed:angel:) in the move back to TX.
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    Pranks and Hijinx

    True, but I guess they just express it in different ways...or maybe I'm just getting old:olcoot:
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    Pranks and Hijinx

    This works only on those cars with small tailpipes. Cut a small potato (plain old potato works) with a taper on one end. Then, shove it in the tailpipe (but not too much where it will cause the whole thing to explode) and when the pressure builds up, it will blow it out of there, sounding like...
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    kat

    Thanks, Kat. Got mine too. The little wife saw them and said, "More stickers???!" :rofl::rofl: I love this place! Thanks again!
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    Little boys and their toys

    The Kitchen B*tch A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of...
  8. TX23

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    rocks!:rockon:
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    Little boy

    :ban-hump::lildevil:Dang that's funny!
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    Happy Birthday Larry

    Well, How 'bout that! Happy Birthday senor!:beer:b-day::happydance:
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    Texans and their cowboy boots

    An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice...
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    deck:D
  13. TX23

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    moves
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    New Special Forces Unit

    I ran over to Wal-Mart to sign up, but there was already a line...:army:
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    New Special Forces Unit

    By the way, this was simply a joke sent over email, and in no way do I mean disrespect for those serving our country. I thank you all for offering up your lives for us to live in freedom. :thankyou:
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    New Special Forces Unit

    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These mostly Southern boys will be Dropped off into Iraq and will be given only the following facts about...
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    with
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    Seriously, this is too funny LOL

    Most likely that'd be closer to the truth.
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    Never Choke in a restaurant in the South

    That'll do it!:grd:
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    5 day countdown

    Same here...I knew nothing when I started, but with some helpful hints, I'm getting there. I hope I add some comedy while learning all I can. :D