Pranks and Hijinx

[dmaxtruck]

OMG that picture was fing hilarious!

I thought of another one, my friend does vinyl work on the side for modifieds and stuff... I thought about putting a couple stickers on the back of some Ford buddies...

Ford: Forget Out Running Duramax's :rofl:

But I might as well just have him put my name in vinyl letters across the back, as it's going to be that obvious who did it lol!

 

[Donna_and_John]

OMG that picture was fing hilarious!

I thought of another one, my friend does vinyl work on the side for modifieds and stuff... I thought about putting a couple stickers on the back of some Ford buddies...

Ford: Forget Out Running Duramax's :rofl:

But I might as well just have him put my name in vinyl letters across the back, as it's going to be that obvious who did it lol!

When I lived in MT we used to say "FORD: Found On Reservation Dump" Kind of have to know about Indian Reservations up north to understand the full effect of this one.

I thought it was funny, but my die hard Ford fan in-laws didn't appreciate it as much as me for some reason.....

for the Dodge haters.... Ford: F%&*%ed Over Repaired Dodge

If you have some folks that will help you, getting a few bags of balloons works; especially on a hot day and if it can sit for a couple days before he gets in it. Blow up all the ballons (make sure you all eat a bunch of garlic seasoned food beforehand - hangover breath works but makes it hard to blow up all the damn balloons) and fill the cab with them. The combination of the latex rubber smell, plus the bad breath odor (from popping them to get rid of them) kind of lingers for a couple of days.

If the backhoe "trick" won't work, you can also do something kind of similar with some logs or scrap lumber - think of building a box tightly around all four wheels about halfway up the side of the wheels.

Hell, you can even make a home made version of a "boot". One on each wheel kind of makes a statement....

I got more.....
:joker:

 

[TX23]

This works only on those cars with small tailpipes. Cut a small potato (plain old potato works) with a taper on one end. Then, shove it in the tailpipe (but not too much where it will cause the whole thing to explode) and when the pressure builds up, it will blow it out of there, sounding like a cannon going off. Not good for the neighbors if the garage points to another house, or if in a parking lot where cars are parked right behind them. We used to have a potato launcher made out of PVC and an ignition source. We could send potatoes flying across my buddies farm and play a little potato war with the neighbors...man I wish kids had an imagination these days...

 

[LarryJewell]

This works only on those cars with small tailpipes. Cut a small potato (plain old potato works) with a taper on one end. Then, shove it in the tailpipe (but not too much where it will cause the whole thing to explode) and when the pressure builds up, it will blow it out of there, sounding like a cannon going off. Not good for the neighbors if the garage points to another house, or if in a parking lot where cars are parked right behind them. We used to have a potato launcher made out of PVC and an ignition source. We could send potatoes flying across my buddies farm and play a little potato war with the neighbors...man I wish kids had an imagination these days...

They do

 

[05smoker]

The shop foreman where I used to work put grease under our door handles so we waited until it was about 100 out and put two urinal cakes under his backseat of his toyota car. :rofl: We actually picked up on the seat and shoved them under so they couldn't be seen. He didn't drive the car for a couple days until someone ratted us out and told him where they were. he said you couldn't even sit in it the smell was so strong.

 

[Skyhigh4by]

This girl I went to school with, her car broke down one day and she left it on the side of the road in town. Myself and a few other drunk guys were walking by one night and stuffed the tail pipe full of timbits (dough ball things for you americans). Two days later the car was gone, we asked her about it and and she said that when she tried to start it there was a huge bang and she thought it blew up and then had it towed.

My grandpa took the rotor out of my dads car when he was younger. It took my dad something like 3 days of going through it to figure it out.

 

[TX23]

They do

True, but I guess they just express it in different ways...or maybe I'm just getting oldlcoot:

 

[dmaxtruck]

Here's one for you, well it's more of a variation of one that was already mentioned. I was talking with a buddy's wife who used to work for a local hotsauce store. She said don't bother with grease under the door handles, as that would make them know they'd gotten pranked.

It'd be much better to get one of the extreme "Holy crap wtf was that, where's the milk and pepto bismol my buttpipe is going to burn like hell tomorrow" kind of hotsauces. Dab a drop onto a napkin, and wipe under the door handles and gas cap. They won't ever know what happened to them unless you let the secret get out. They'll eventually scratch their eyes, touch their face, or... take a leak...

And they'll never know what hit them... :rofl::angel:

 

[MAXLLY]

Have the offensive one take you to the grocery store on the next beer run (he never helps with the cost), buy some chicken or hamburger, put the bags in the back leave the hamburger or chicken under the seat. It'll take 2 days in cool weather 8-10 hours in hot weather. STINK!!!

 

[mytmousemalibu]

Ok here goes!

1. you wouldn't belive how long it takes someone to figure out you put there transfer case in neutral!

2. Take all the door hinge bolts of your buddies truck and latch the sucker back on

3. (I didn't do this one!) At my old job there was a local crackhead/worthless POS that would come over at night and take all the butt's out of the ashtray and finish them off, so the guys decided to give him a nearly full cigarette! Exept the tobacco was removed and a Black Cat installed with a pinch of tobacco at the end! So he strolls up like a big dog with his nearly new cigarette like he's cool and lights her up! He figures somthins wrong about the time it goes, you thing cologen makes lips big! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[whitetrash21]

Ok here goes!

1. you wouldn't belive how long it takes someone to figure out you put there transfer case in neutral!

i was about to suggest that one. did it to a buddies truck in hs..... he called a tow truck to come get him cuz he couldn't figure out what was wrong. not real mechanically inclined.....


also spinning small festivas, geo or rabbits sideways between two cars in a parking lot works.

remove all shock absorbers....

remove hood latches and hinges, set hood back in place..... they usually dont figure that one out till they hit about 60.... and the hood flies off.

i took off both passenger tires from a well known jerkoffs truck in hs..... dragged em to the second tie off point on the flagpole. sure was entertaining wathcin him get them down..... can you say 120lbs of tires at 40psi falling from 25 feet in the air... it hit 3 or 4 cars before it finally stopped bouncing... ... he never did figure that one out.

 

[Bluemax]

We used to have a potato launcher made out of PVC and an ignition source. We could send potatoes flying across my buddies farm and play a little potato war with the neighbors...man I wish kids had an imagination these days...

Hey.....I still have a tater gun.....

 

[TX23]

Hey.....I still have a tater gun.....

I'm going to build a new one...somehow, it got lost (misplaced by she who must be obeyed:angel in the move back to TX.

 

[dmaxtruck]

doh

:threadjacked:

 

[TX23]

sorry buddy...I'm out now...:hug::giveup:

 

[Skyhigh4by]

Here's one for you, well it's more of a variation of one that was already mentioned. I was talking with a buddy's wife who used to work for a local hotsauce store. She said don't bother with grease under the door handles, as that would make them know they'd gotten pranked.

It'd be much better to get one of the extreme "Holy crap wtf was that, where's the milk and pepto bismol my buttpipe is going to burn like hell tomorrow" kind of hotsauces. Dab a drop onto a napkin, and wipe under the door handles and gas cap. They won't ever know what happened to them unless you let the secret get out. They'll eventually scratch their eyes, touch their face, or... take a leak...

And they'll never know what hit them... :rofl::angel:

I sorta did something like that to myself once......I was having a party at my house and someone found my bottle of "hottest f-n sauce" and it started going around. One guy ended up going to the hospital cause he drank to much but that besides the point. Somehow I ended up getting it on my hands and then later that night I made my way to bed with "company" and it managed to make its way to places it shouldnt be. Not an enjoyable time

 

[MMLMM]

get your buddy trashed like crazy, then slip in a transvestite hooker in a low lit hotel room for him.....



LOL, We have a buddy we thought about doing this to many many times...

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turn signal to horn relay



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flower in HVAC vents with dials turned on, just waiting for the key to be put in the ignition

 

[LBZ]

Brake pedal to horn I've done!! It's way better-you can avoid using the signals but you kinda need brakes!!:rofl: