A Christmas Story

dmaxfireman

'Can do' kind of guy
Apr 8, 2007
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‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse

When way down the street
There rose such a clatter
We jumped out of bed
Had to see what was the matter

Around the corner
And down our small street
Santa was rollin'
Blowin' smoke for a week

Black clouds rolled
And Power Strokes cowered
They knew they were weak
And way under-powered

Santa’s right foot was heavy
And laughing out loud
Drivin' his Big ole Chevy
Makin Mrs Claus proud

With 8 pistons burnin’
And 4 tires turnin’
Santa pulled up
With the parts we were yernin'

Big turbos, injectors
And stuff that was trick
He rolled so much coal
All the neighbors got sick

But we didn't care
As he cranked up the power
He launched so hard
Couldn't see for an hour

As he rolled out
Over exhaust you could hear......
Merry Christmas to all!
I'll be rollin coal all year!

:driving:


Have a Merry Christmas Happy And New Year Everybody!!