You may be a duramax owner if...

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Just a fun thread.

Rules are easy. Finish the sentence "you may be a duramax owner..."

I'll start

You may be a duramax owner when your excited it's only a low rail pressure code.

 

[whitetrash21]

....when you and your truck perform the same after being pushed too hard on a long night.....both go into limp mode.

 

[Pure Diesel]

:roflmao:

 

[DBUSHLB7]

X2 you know what limp mode is

 

[DBUSHLB7]

You pull your passenger headlight to race

 

[DBUSHLB7]

You slam your front end to go racin

 

[DBUSHLB7]

Dodge tow mirrors flipped out without a trailer behind drives you nuts

 

[coker6303]

If you didn't marry your sister or cousin

If your smokeless tune still runs 11's

If your rods look like the runt of the diesel litter

If you passed more than the 9th grade

 

[OregonDMAX]

If you stop mid sentence because you saw or heard another duramax drive by.

If you floor it under every single bridge or tunnel you come across.

 

[DBUSHLB7]

If your hydroboost leaks

 

[DBUSHLB7]

You wish you had more than a 26 gallon fuel tank

 

[duramaxzak]

If your saving's account has a $0 balance!!!

 

[matt78]

When you tell your wife "yeah babe, this is my last mod."

 

[Al's max]

You get super excited when a ricer or a mustang pulls out in front of you and gives you a reason to embarrass them!!!

 

[duratothemax]

If you didn't marry your sister or cousin

If your smokeless tune still runs 11's

If your rods look like the runt of the diesel litter

If you passed more than the 9th grade

hahaha awesome. :rofl:

 

[zf>allison]

When your tie rods are the size and strength of a pencil.

 

[02greysixer]

If you bent or broken at least one tie rod at some point
The gov-bomb rear locker has acted weird at some point, likely from the driver doing something stupid and or immature.
If your transfer case has or had a hole in it.

 

[c20elephant]

Tell your wife the a diesel truck will slow you down :rofl:, then try to explain the speeding ticket 6 months later bordering or at a criminal offense. Almost had to wear those not so fashionable chrome bracelets that day. The officer dropped the speed a little and gave me a lesser offense, he was my buddy that day......:hug:

 

[Hot COCOAL]

You might be a duramax owner when:

You can't "roll coal" on a dodge, your tow mirrors aren't pulled out, yet you blow their doors off anyways...

 

[duramax55]

having sex and calling your truck's name because you name it rex