Who here has kids?
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I've got four, a 19 year old daughter, twin 12 year old girls (who think they are twenty and have discovered boys) and a 9 year old son. He and I swim in the estrogen ocean.
Everyone needs three teenage girls, I would not take a million dollars for any of them but would not give you a nickle for another
The twins boyfriends are terrified of me, I always knew that one day it would payoff to be a 6'1" 290 pound good ole' boy :rofl:
I'm waiting for the day I get to have "the talk" with the boyfriend(s) of my twin girls. Hell hath no fury like a man with castration on his mind... My dad once told one of my sister's boyfriends, "Son, as of right now, I have no reason not to trust you...I suggest you don't change that." One of my best friends actually went on the first dates with his twin daughters, and though they were embarrassed, he told the young men, "If you don't have one, don't touch one."
I just hope they don't want to go out with someone like I was when I was 16...:drool::ban-hump:
Two daughters.
One will be 16 in Feb.
The other is 10.
Already had the talk with a guy in his 20s that was bugging my oldest.
I introduced myself and presented him with a brand new baseball bat one night at the mall and told him to carry it with him 24/7. I assured him it was for his protection, because the next time he even so much as looked at my daughter and I found out about it. The baseball bat would be his only "slim" chance for survival. :angel:
One will be 16 in Feb.
The other is 10.
Already had the talk with a guy in his 20s that was bugging my oldest.
I introduced myself and presented him with a brand new baseball bat one night at the mall and told him to carry it with him 24/7. I assured him it was for his protection, because the next time he even so much as looked at my daughter and I found out about it. The baseball bat would be his only "slim" chance for survival. :angel:
I dont have any yet.... but my wife is getting baby fever and i am SCARED
But honestly i cant wait for some after looking at all these pics
But honestly i cant wait for some after looking at all these pics
I have nuthin but beautiful women at my house. I have one 3 year old and one 19mo. and a good lookn wife.:hug:
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Two daughters.
One will be 16 in Feb.
The other is 10.
Already had the talk with a guy in his 20s that was bugging my oldest.
I introduced myself and presented him with a brand new baseball bat one night at the mall and told him to carry it with him 24/7. I assured him it was for his protection, because the next time he even so much as looked at my daughter and I found out about it. The baseball bat would be his only "slim" chance for survival. :angel:
Nicely done...