The Maine Virgin!
A Bangor woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a Logger if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching , she decides to take out a personal ad in Uncle Henry's . She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Allagash .
They end up getting married on the shores of Moosehead Lake . On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the consumation . When she returns from the bathroom , she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the Living room , buck naked with a winch choker in his hand and all the furniture from the room piled in to one corner.
What happened? she asks.
I've never been with a woman, he says, but if it's anything like a Moose , I'm gonna need all the room I can get.
A Bangor woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a Logger if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching , she decides to take out a personal ad in Uncle Henry's . She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Allagash .
They end up getting married on the shores of Moosehead Lake . On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the consumation . When she returns from the bathroom , she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the Living room , buck naked with a winch choker in his hand and all the furniture from the room piled in to one corner.
What happened? she asks.
I've never been with a woman, he says, but if it's anything like a Moose , I'm gonna need all the room I can get.
