Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population. A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted, “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have poop in it.' )
The man shouted back, “I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.”
The farmer replied, “Use two hands, you'll get more.”
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The farmer shouted, “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have poop in it.' )
The man shouted back, “I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.”
The farmer replied, “Use two hands, you'll get more.”
:hehe:
