Since we are testers...
I would say nuke 'em in the micro see what happens...
Then try the oven... maybe 5 minutes at 350*
soak them in sugar water for 5 minutes?
Map gas flame thrower?
put them in a vise and squash them...
put them in a plastic bag and hit them with a hammer until you get the consistancy you like!
If you still don't like 'em feed 'em to the dog in return for tricks
Chris- can't flame a guy for telling the truth...
Test 1 has been completed!
I put them in the nuke for 1 min on Hi they came out warmhot (too hot to be warm and too warm to be hot). I bit into one and it was quite soft. Very comfortable to eat with a nice heaty sensation.
Next is the oven. Max, should I preheat it to 350 then cook for 5 mins or do a cold start to 350 for 5 mins?