Spring is in the air

[lotsofmiles]

Going thru Toronto yesterday I see this sweet looking white BMW 135(I think) with an even better looking blonde driving it. We're playing tag in the stop and go traffic (she doesnt know that but its my story).

So after a while of back and forth she's in front, I'm in front, then she gets in behind me.

What do I instantly do. Slow down, get some space in front of me, a blow a black cloud on her pretty bmw.

Then I think "why did I do that her?!?"

So I figure it must be like a mating call or something, part of nature, programmed in me. Just like the birds sprend out their feathers when they see a possible mate.

Just to further prove the point, I'm back in MI and theres a guy drivin a mid 90's vette and getting on it in spots. So without even thinking about it, I did the same thing. Got in front of him, and let out a cloud of smoke on his vette. Just like the little birdies that see another male.

 

[BigDaddyDiesel]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Sometimes it is hard to resist.....

 

[LarryJewell]

Going thru Toronto yesterday I see this sweet looking white BMW 135(I think) with an even better looking blonde driving it. We're playing tag in the stop and go traffic (she doesnt know that but its my story).

So after a while of back and forth she's in front, I'm in front, then she gets in behind me.

What do I instantly do. Slow down, get some space in front of me, a blow a black cloud on her pretty bmw.

Then I think "why did I do that her?!?"

So I figure it must be like a mating call or something, part of nature, programmed in me. Just like the birds sprend out their feathers when they see a possible mate.

Just to further prove the point, I'm back in MI and theres a guy drivin a mid 90's vette and getting on it in spots. So without even thinking about it, I did the same thing. Got in front of him, and let out a cloud of smoke on his vette. Just like the little birdies that see another male.

Are you sure you dont want to edit your post :laugh:

 

[Vrabel]

at least you didnt mark your territory on her tires.

 

[03maxpower]

Are you sure you dont want to edit your post :laugh:

what ever happened to dont ask dont tell cause i dont want to know:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[lotsofmiles]

Are you sure you dont want to edit your post :laugh:

The little male birdies fluff up their feathers when there is some competition from another male, or when they see the little girlie birdie

 

[LarryJewell]

I like that answer

 

[lotsofmiles]

I was really scaring her off, in case my wife sees this

 

[dbtravis]

What do I instantly do. Slow down, get some space in front of me, a blow a black cloud on her pretty bmw.

Then I think "why did I do that her?!?"

did that to a chick that was easily a 50 (on a 10 scale) the other day too

 

[jonathancasey19]

x2....got a cute girl in a bmw convertible with top down few days ago. she was all over my ass. when their bumpers disappear in the rear view mirror, out comes the smoke

 

[mytmousemalibu]

Haha, i do the same but not to the cute girlys Betta watch out though, any new BMW badged as 135, 335, 535 all have a nasty direct injected, twin turboed, 3.5L inline six gasser, bout 310hp in a light car! She coulda givin ya a good run for the money! And with some tuning/chip work, one of those lil bugger could eat our lunches! Course the M-Power cars are always some mean wheels! Just FYI, But we can still killem! And soot em!