Dude, read the whole thing during down time at work and the last few pages here at home and that is too funny. I like to mess with the guys that try to sell me stuff while it's in a storage facility somewhere and they're in canada and they need me to just send the money and they'll pay the shipping to have it shipped to my house. Happens all the time on bikes/trucks on craigslist. I always tell them that i'm visiting family in canada in the next week and that i'll just drop the money off in person and it gets out of control like this sometimes, but making them get tattoos was genius. Thanks for the link.