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jrkrace

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Not to change the subject, but I'm still laughing over what was posted about the past parties, including Pat's love for jalapeno peppers.

I have never laughed so hard at my computer before...
 
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jrkrace said:
Not to change the subject, but I'm still laughing over what was posted about the past parties, including Pat's love for jalapeno peppers.

I have never laughed so hard at my computer before...
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That was funny :rofl: I may just have to go find that post :D
 
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OK I couldn't resist :joker:


McRat said:
Last Friday we had our first social event at our house since we moved in. We had a Tacquero(Portable Taco Vendor for those in the Blue States) do the food. With 40+ guests, no way was I cooking as it would have interfered with my drinking duties. A man must have his priorities straight, eh? This guy comes in with a cart and cooks authentic Mexican tacos to order for the guests. 2 soft shells corn tortillas with only seasoned meat in them. Carne Asada, Pollo, and Carnitas (Beef, Chicken, and Pork for you gringos out there). The Tacquero did not speak a word of English, so it was very fortunate that some of our guests did. I probably could have struggled through with my limited Spanish, but I would have hated to make a slipup and next thing you know, he would be grilling up our dog and serving it to the guests. Perro????? "I SAID POLLO!!!"

So he lays out the condiments for tacos including 3 kinds of homemade chili. For those out there who pronounce La Jolla with a J, chili does not have meat or beans in it. It's a sauce made out of chili peppers. There was light green, dark green, and red. The light green looked like guacamole. A few guests found out the hard way that the only relationship that sauce had with avocados would be it's use in burning out stumps of old avocado trees. My guess is they use this in a suppository on the bulls to make them mean enough to voluntarily walk into a bullfight ring even though there are ten guys wearing seriously gay costumes packing swords in there. Chili like this is the reason we have a non-aggression pact with Mexico. If they ever used this chili in open warfare, we would all be speaking Spanish right now, instead of just those in California, Arizona, and Texas.

Luckily, there were 5 Cardiologists at the party (no kidding) in case we needed them. One of the heart docs made a taco using the Green Chili of Death for my daughter Allison (7), but luckily she had the McSwain Nomex Gene and survived the ordeal. An interesting point I learned was that doctors drink like sailors on shore leave (which may have contributed to the poisonous taco building episode). Make sure you have any doctor working on you do a breathalyzer prior to surgery.

So I wolf down about dozen various tacos smothered with the Anti-tank Chili Verde (Green Chili for those who think the President of Mexico is Manuel Labor). Hot, but damn tasty. I couldn't stop myself. After the party, I felt like the guy in Alien who had the critter in his belly. All was right with the world. If you do not feel like there is something alive in your belly after chowing on good Mexican food, you aren't eating right.

Party ended at 1:00am as we hand carried the guest of honor (Nuclear Med Tech) to bed. Put away the perishables, and crashed. I got up in the morning and had my daily cup of joe, and felt the urge to make some #2, and I do not mean diesel...

OWWWW!!!!!!

YEE HAW!!! It felt like I passed a lit Roman Candle! I'm getting too old for this chit. Literally.
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We are just passing Pimm,It was hard to leave Vegas!!!

Met up with Mike (MMLMM) for lunch and it was the best meal ive had in days

Mikes truck SURE is NICE:)
 
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sweetdiesel said:
We are just passing Pimm,It was hard to leave Vegas!!!

Met up with Mike (MMLMM) for lunch and it was the best meal ive had in days

Mikes truck SURE is NICE:)
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So that makes you guys about 2.5 hours from the Inland Empire :D
 
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sweetdiesel said:
We are just passing Pimm,It was hard to leave Vegas!!!

Met up with Mike (MMLMM) for lunch and it was the best meal ive had in days

Mikes truck SURE is NICE:)
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thanks and thanks for lunch too.

you guys don't have any fruits and veggies with you do you? you will be coming to a check point that looks like a anti terrorist check, then they just ask if you have any fruits and veggies. LOL.
 
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HAHAHHAHHAH If they dont see this post first I bet they freak out hahahha. First time I went that way with people who had never been to Vegas before they were freakin out about it (and no they werent illegals LOL )
 
sweetdiesel

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MMLMM said:
thanks and thanks for lunch too.

you guys don't have any fruits and veggies with you do you? you will be coming to a check point that looks like a anti terrorist check, then they just ask if you have any fruits and veggies. LOL.
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Just beer:eek:
 
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sweetdiesel said:
We are just passing Pimm,It was hard to leave Vegas!!!

Met up with Mike (MMLMM) for lunch and it was the best meal ive had in days

Mikes truck SURE is NICE:)
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WTF MAN>>.... you didnt call me to eat lunch:mad: :p ...doubt I will make it ot the meeting so maybe on your way back we can eat:hello:


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MMLMM said:
thanks and thanks for lunch too.

you guys don't have any fruits and veggies with you do you? you will be coming to a check point that looks like a anti terrorist check, then they just ask if you have any fruits and veggies. LOL.
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Funny...I haven't seen that checkpoint last few times I've been to Vegas...:confused::confused:
 
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