Need to Shiit a Brick????

[TeaBagger2006]

Lol:roflmao:

while we're on the subject.... I'm sitting here on my toilet taking a very nice chit an I just noticed THERE Is NO TOILET PAPER!!!!!!

There goes another pair of boxers

 

[badarsenal]

Safety Officer. OSHA requirement now.

:roflmao:

and i thought the toto neorest 600 was insane lol

 

[McRat]

:roflmao:

and i thought the toto neorest 600 was insane lol

OK, time to get eyeglasses. I thought that said "bobo neorest 600" ...

I was thinking that was a 600 horse tune or something. Time for coffee.

 

[Mike L.]

Lol:roflmao:

while we're on the subject.... I'm sitting here on my toilet taking a very nice chit an I just noticed THERE Is NO TOILET PAPER!!!!!!

There goes another pair of boxers

That's what shower curtains are for.:roflmao:

 

[MACKIN]

Not sure if I'll be able to train my dog to use the remote now he's gonna die of thirst.

 

[Dirtymaxx03]

so exactly how much pressure can you make that bidet put out? Im thinking this thing could make for one mean practical joke

 

[McRat]

so exactly how much pressure can you make that bidet put out? Im thinking this thing could make for one mean practical joke

Better:

Disassemble the curved bidet arm, rotate 180°.

When they hit the bidet button, is shoves a Steely Dan up their kester.

 

[McRat]

Or, hack the control. When it sees you approach, it extends and sprays you down.

 

[MACKIN]

I never did quite get the whole bidet concept that just plain old water spray and a warm air blow is going to clean your sphincter enough so your white BVD's aren't going to be looking like a heavy brake job at the scene of a accident.

Eat a whole tray of fudge brownies and let me know how that bidet works out for ya! Really when your hands get greasy can you just run them under luke warm water and then pass by the blow dryer mounted on the wall and expect cleanliness? I doubt it!

 

[TeaBagger2006]

Mackin, what we need is a toilet with a full service car/rub n' tug wash sorta deal.... Soap and suds then scrubs then rinses then dries then happy ending

 

[whitetrash21]

......an he knows a thing or two about happy endings^^^^^^ :rofl: