Ok so at my job most of our equipment is run off of hydraulics. One of them gets to being really slow in the winter time. So my boss decided to cut the hydraulic oil with diesel... I got a great idea lets thin out the oil in a million dollar piece of equipment in a highly flamable area with a fluid combusts by compression and lets compress the oil and see what happens. Thankfully this guy has retired. In some ways he was a genius but in other ways, not so much.