Miss Zelle Seymore wants to "do" all you guys!

[McRat]

:roflmao:

I hope she is well rested:

Hello Duramax Diesels Forum,

Is your thing still for sale? Umm...this might be bizarre but you seem incredible in your ad. Do you want to get drinks sometimes? I promise I'm not a weirdo, just feeling lonely. If you're interested, meet me on my exclusive dating profile (it's like facebook for grownups), there's no cost to join! My pics and my phone # are all on there so get in touch with me. There are too many scammers on here so if you're legit text me and maybe we can meet to become friends and maybe more? You never know! OK, I won't bother you again! You'll be surprised to find out who I am!

http://realdeal .org

-Sent via my iPhone

 

[emiller3]

Wow:spit:

 

[McRat]

Got to give her points for ambition. Some girls want to "do" a rock band, others want to "do" a sports team, but doing a whole website is quite an undertaking.

I guess if she can pull it off, her next step is to "do" Facebook?

 

[Mike L.]

Sounds like one of my sheep got out again.

 

[Pure Diesel]

Sounds like one of my sheep got out again.

See what happens when you don't lock the gate, Mike.:cop:

 

[DmaxHawk]

Damn Pat, what "thing" were you selling? :rofl:

 

[McRat]

Best thing I can figure is someone was selling a carton of 10,000 condoms in Garage Sale?

 

[coker6303]

Where do I sign up??? LOL.

What happens on duramaxdiesels stays on duramaxdiesels....except the herp, that shit'll come back with you!

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[JMK777]

I call first Because I sure as hell don't want last:roflmao:

 

[MadMaxx61]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

That is too funny.


9976 members

Could be done in about 44 days if she's good.

Don't ask about the math.

 

[JMK777]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

That is too funny.


9976 members

Could be done in about 44 days if she's good.

Don't ask about the math.

6min 20sec . got to pick up the pace or is that avrage because some ass hole's are taking there time

 

[coker6303]

Which one of you are going to be the fluffer??? Lol!!!! Gotta cut that 6min avg down!! After all, its a race...

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[x MadMAX DIESEL]

I guess I'll take sloppy 9976th..


I gotta busy schedule, So might take abit before I can work her in so you guys go ahead... mhhmmmmmm Love those forum/website sluts lol

 

[jnieberlein]

I can dissapoint her twice in under 2 mins, that should help your average :thumb:

 

[Kat]

This keeps getting better for you guys :roflmao::rofl::roflmao:

OMG is it really you Duramax Diesels Forum? What a small world, I recgonized your old cl email reply sitting in my spambox and decided to email you glad that your email is still the same. I used to have a enormous crush on you in the past but sadly you were in a relationship then. Not to be invasive but I heard you were superb in bed so I've always wanted to experience that. Hey, do you mind chatting with me on my private profile page? It's secure and discreet on there so it'll be a great way for us to talk. My private pictures and phone # are on there also so you can see who I am. The moment you sign on, I'll message you first. I can't wait to hear from you!!!

 

[blk smoke lb7]

I can dissapoint her twice in under 2 mins, that should help your average :thumb:

LOL that is some funny shit :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[Evan@InglewoodTrans]

It's good to know we have a reputation for being superb in bed

 

[coldLBZ]

:ban-hump: