"911, what's your emergency?"
"MY TOYOTA WON'T SLOW DOWN!!!"
"Where are you sir?"
"I'm on the 5 fwy, just north of Grapevine. I'm heading for Portland. I've been driving the car for 2 hours trying to keep up with traffic, and then I hit the downhill, and realized the pedal was stuck WOT!! It seemed to have a bit more pep when I left home in San Diego, it actually chirped the tires when I went from reverse to drive, so it has probably been stuck all morning!"
"OK sir, I understand now. You are completely safe. We cordoned off the 5 Fwy yesterday, so all the cars on the road with you are Toyotas with the throttles stuck open."
"Wow! You're right, all the cars around me are Toyotas! What do I do?"
"We cleared the road all the way to Seattle, but you should run out of fuel before then. If you give me your license number, I will put in our database so you won't get written a speeding ticket if somehow you are caught exceeding the speed limit..."