I know you're extremely well versed in dmaxs but have you tried batteries? In my tech days I also had failed fuse boxes do some inexplicable shit... years of mouse piss etc just ate them from the inside out. Just throwing some stuff out there... hate electrical gremlins.
Nope, no new batteries however they are pretty new. I don't see any fuse box problems with it, power comes out and stays as it should
Cluster holds battery and ignition voltage while failing. Just verified with the lab scope on both leads at the same time.