An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker
>
> "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
>
> "$100," she replies.
>
> In broken English he asks, "Do you do Immigrant Style?"
>
> "No," she says.
>
> "I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."
>
> "No," she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.
>
> "I pay you $300."
>
> "No," she says.
>
> "I pay you $400."
>
> "No," she says.
>
> So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."
>
> She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had
> every
> kind of request from weirdoes from every part
> of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?"
>
> So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in
> every
> possible position. Finally, after several
> hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I
> was
> expecting something perverted and disgusting.
> But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?"
>
> The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."
>
> "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
>
> "$100," she replies.
>
> In broken English he asks, "Do you do Immigrant Style?"
>
> "No," she says.
>
> "I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."
>
> "No," she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.
>
> "I pay you $300."
>
> "No," she says.
>
> "I pay you $400."
>
> "No," she says.
>
> So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."
>
> She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had
> every
> kind of request from weirdoes from every part
> of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?"
>
> So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in
> every
> possible position. Finally, after several
> hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I
> was
> expecting something perverted and disgusting.
> But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?"
>
> The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."
