If you can't beat them...

[adeso]

Well I think we are going about this all wrong, I'm starting a new company, the Andy foundation for the fair distribution of green energy and medical marijuana for women, LGBT, minorities, and small animals, local union 234. Who else wants in? I will be applying for my multi-million dollar grant in the morning. I will need a few people to help out to make a nice video then help me file the bankruptcy paperwork. We will keep our $800,000 a year salaries of course

 

[JoshH]

I'm in, but only if you also consider distributing medical marijuana. Apparently it's all the rage.

 

[adeso]

I'm in, but only if you also consider distributing medical marijuana. Apparently it's all the rage.

Fixed! I'm promoting you to VP just for that, an extra $20,000 bonus from the grant money!

 

[hondarider552]

Where can I fit in? I really good at distrobuting and selling stuff cuz people say I look like harry potter.

 

[adeso]

Where can I fit in? I really good at distrobuting and selling stuff cuz people say I look like harry potter.

Just have to sell the promo vid to the govt, I can start you off at $500K a year if you do that, with a $50K bonus for every extra million you get us in grant money!

 

[adeso]

Just need a few people that know bankruptcy laws now! Maybe a hot secretary that can answer the phones for me

 

[JMK777]

I'm in!! can I Have a raise, additional vacation time and over time if I convert my truck to electric/solar/wind powered???

 

[DAVe3283]

I'll apply for the job of hot secretary. Or did you mean a hot female secretary?? :spit:

And I am a quick study, so I can get right on those bankruptcy laws too. :thumb:

 

[adeso]

I'm in!! can I Have a raise, additional vacation time and over time if I convert my truck to electric/solar/wind powered???

yes, just make sure it is union people that convert it. I know we could do it for much less and quicker without the unions, but you know, that's not fair to the guy in the union

 

[JoshH]

I'm in, but only if you also consider distributing medical marijuana. Apparently it's all the rage.

YES! I can't wait for the free money to start rolling in.

 

[adeso]

I'll apply for the job of hot secretary. Or did you mean a hot female secretary?? :spit:

And I am a quick study, so I can get right on those bankruptcy laws too. :thumb:

Hmm, I was hoping to get a female to fill the L/B role in the LGBT, but we can take you on if you know those laws, if bri bri does his job we should have extra money anyways

 

[adeso]

Just remember, when you get paid I would convert it to something other than the dollar ASAP! don't want to hang onto that hot potato!

 

[adeso]

Paint I see you lurking! we need somone to round out that LGBT with bri bri!

someone get Ruben and Joe in here, we need more minorities! Extra $10K for not being a white devil!

 

[blk smoke lb7]

Im in but i have to work from home can you have HR just forward my check please

 

[TDFDiesel]

I stayed at a Holiday Inn once, so clearly that means I'm qualified for a job....

 

[adeso]

Im in but i have to work from home can you have HR just forward my check please

I think it is in the union contract that you can do that, don't want to put productivity in front of union rights!

 

[adeso]

I stayed at a Holiday Inn once, so clearly that means I'm qualified for a job....

Qualified, yes I'm sure you could do the job better than anyone else I could hire, fit into the LGBT or minority, no, sorry. can't take anymore white dudes, unless you say you really, really like bri bri

(on a serious note, I'm not racist at all, I don't believe in affirmative action but I have served with all races, and would die to protect them as I know they would die to protect me as brothers in arms-this is a jab at people who MAKE race an issue