I just had sex

[bluessmax]

It's a reference to something you might not even remember anymore...



I might be getting old, but I have sex almost every day:





Almost on Monday
Almost on Tuesday
Almost on Wednesday
Almost on Thursday...

Lol!!!!!!!

 

[06SIXSPEEDMANUAL]

:roflmao: great

 

[McRat]

I just seem to remember a time when a gentleman didnt "brag" about having sex with his wife/gf out of respect for her. If you had to brag, that meant you werent very good at it, let alone had any manners. Just me being old-fashioned (circa 1982) I guess.

Shoot, IMO most guys see a good looking woman with a man and automatically figure whats up and give the mental "thumbs up" to him, even while being jealous of him.



Ya know...come to think of it.....Ben does kinda look like one of those white guys in that video....hmmm.....I wonder.....remember when we used to unmercifully rag him about getting a girlfriend?

I'm not sure that's the real problem.

Scenario:

You and your bro are working on a truck all day, you change your shirt and head out to Applebee's for lunch. You're both still a mess, but happy.

As you pull into the parking lot, you see a girl you've been wanting to talk to, so you pull next to her and roll down the window.

"Hey Lisa, long time no see!"

... I just had seeexxx, la-la-la-la ...

And she looks in the truck at two sweaty men grinning... :barf:

 

[marcusrushing90]

I'm not sure that's the real problem.

Scenario:

You and your bro are working on a truck all day, you change your shirt and head out to Applebee's for lunch. You're both still a mess, but happy.

As you pull into the parking lot, you see a girl you've been wanting to talk to, so you pull next to her and roll down the window.

"Hey Lisa, long time no see!"

... I just had seeexxx, la-la-la-la ...

And she looks in the truck at two sweaty men grinning... :barf:

HA! :roflmao:

 

[TheBac]

I'm not sure that's the real problem.

Scenario:

You and your bro are working on a truck all day, you change your shirt and head out to Applebee's for lunch. You're both still a mess, but happy.

As you pull into the parking lot, you see a girl you've been wanting to talk to, so you pull next to her and roll down the window.

"Hey Lisa, long time no see!"

... I just had seeexxx, la-la-la-la ...

And she looks in the truck at two sweaty men grinning... :barf:

:rofl: Always seems to happen. You meet a beautiful woman when you're at your worst.

 

[JoshH]

I just seem to remember a time when a gentleman didnt "brag" about having sex with his wife/gf out of respect for her. If you had to brag, that meant you werent very good at it, let alone had any manners. Just me being old-fashioned (circa 1982) I guess.

Shoot, IMO most guys see a good looking woman with a man and automatically figure whats up and give the mental "thumbs up" to him, even while being jealous of him.



Ya know...come to think of it.....Ben does kinda look like one of those white guys in that video....hmmm.....I wonder.....remember when we used to unmercifully rag him about getting a girlfriend?

Hey Tom, you do realize it was meant to be funny, don't you? Not at all meant to be realistic. I mean, what guy is going to call his parents to tell them he just had sex?

 

[TheBac]

Hey Tom, you do realize it was meant to be funny, don't you? Not at all meant to be realistic. I mean, what guy is going to call his parents to tell them he just had sex?

Yeah, I do....but I have to question why a vid like that even has to be done in the first place? Just another indicator of how bad this society has gotten. Sorry, just the "Dad" in me talking.....

 

[dmaxfireman]

you guys have experienced nothing til you are in the car with ben and he cranks up the fast and furious theme song and gets his new audi sideways on an entrance ramp to the highway!

 

[duratothemax]

or you could just take a dirty picture for me

this place about to blowwwww-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh :woott:

 

[duratothemax]

Last night I went to this place downtown, there were lots of freaks there. Total hole in the wall.

If I had to describe it in 4 words it would be "dirty free-for-all"

 

[duratothemax]

or how about katy perry? She is hot hot much much

shes a straight-up firework.

 

[durallymax]

Last night I went to this place downtown, there were lots of freaks there. Total hole in the wall.

If I had to describe it in 4 words it would be "dirty free-for-all"

You can go to hell, girl ,You better watch yourself, I'm feelin' feisty, alright
Friday night bitch fight

 

[durallymax]

shes a straight-up firework.

and she kissed a girl and liked it.

 

[Kat]

Dang if you guys where closer you could taken my kids to Jingle Ball and drooled

 

[duratothemax]

You can go to hell, girl ,You better watch yourself, I'm feelin' feisty, alright
Friday night bitch fight

I wanna show everyone a magic trick, I promise its SICK.

(its like whoa-oh-oh-oh)

The magic trick does not involve playing tic-tac-toe though.



When I build a dmax dedicated pulling/racing truck im definitely naming it "hot and dangerous". :secret:

 

[hondarider552]

If you're one of us, then roll with us

 

[hondarider552]

boom boom boom even brighter than the moon moon moon yeahh ohh boom boom boom even brighter than the moon moon moon

 

[hondarider552]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

 

[duratothemax]

If you're one of us, then roll with us

cause we make the dmaxsters super fun when we got our nitrous on and plumbed.

got brokenrods on our necka-lace-isss-izz

 

[hondarider552]

cuz baby your a firework come on and show them what your worth!