Hotrod Definitions vs. Normal?

[MACKIN]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

I cracked myself up sorry. Which reminds me!


You're cracking a smile again!

Normal: Something you say to the plumber
Hotrod : Something you say to your buddy bending over the fender of your truck!

 

[McRat]

Drop the flag and run:

Normal - French military command.
Hotrod - OK Suzy, stand right there and when I nod, you start the race. Don't be seen standing in the street just in case the cops come.

 

[McRat]

Smoking at idle:

Normal - Boss ain't here, I'll light up and kick back.
Hotrod - Yeah, I see what they mean about 650rwhp being the limit for stock rods.

 

[MACKIN]

I put a band-aid on it.


Normal: A bandage used when you get a small injury!
Hot-Rod: A fix using using duc tape bailing wire what ever you have on hand to get you home!

 

[MACKIN]

Man I'm going to breakout


Normal: Message you left on your buddies CELL PHONE describing what you are going to do Saturday morning to get away from your nagging clingy wife to go wrenching!

Hot-Rod: Man I ran faster then my dial in!

 

[MACKIN]

What kind of Christmas tree is that?


Normal: Blue spruce ,artificial etc etc Christmas Tree?
Hot-Rod: Pro or Standard Christmas tree at that track?

 

[02greysixer]

We're Hauling ass!

Normal: we need to bring these donkeys somewhere.
Hotrod: whats a speed limit?

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[RobsDmax]

Hooker

Normal: A woman you pay for sexual favours.

Hot Rod: A Sled Pulling Truck

 

[chevyburnout1]

It's flooded

Normal: Severe property damage
Hot rodder: Pumped the carb one too many times

 

[McRat]

#2 only

Normal - need a sit down toilet.
Hotrod - If I'm spraying, you'll never find the bottle.

 

[Cknight199]

0-60:

Normal: Wow that was fast!

Hotrod: It could do better. Need more horsepower.

 

[hrlyguy2]

Got Spanked
normal. Beating or sexual games
hot rod: Got your ass handed to in a race

 

[hrlyguy2]

Let it loose
normal. Blowing shit bombs
hotrodder .Stomp on it and go sideways

 

[hrlyguy2]

Gettting you panties in a bunch
normal.fat girls ass sucking them into the grand canyon:roflmao:
hotrodder. Dodge and ford guys losing to Gm

 

[Hot COCOAL]

Hot rubber

Normal: freshly used condom....

Hot rodder: my tires are ready to rip.....

 

[Andrew]

I cant think of any but damn these are funny lmao

 

[hrlyguy2]

Getting blown
normal.any chick waiting to be filled up
hotrodder MORE POWER.

 

[NC-smokinlmm]

Burning rubber...

Normal : Condom after hitting a hot chick with an STD...

Hot rodder : Moving at a fast pace...

 

[SmokeShow]

Pulled it out

Normal: pulled weeds or false anti-pregnancy technique
hotrodder: made a full pull sled pulling.

 

[SmokeShow]

Skid marks

normal: occurance in young boys underwear or when you shart
Hotrodder: evidence of a good time on a back road.