horseback riding

[emiller3]

You are galloping on your horse. On your right is a sharp drop off and on your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed, you are being chased by a lion and in front of you is a kangaroo which you cannot overtake.
What must you do to SAFELY get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round and act your ****ing age!

 

[smkndmax05]

:thumb::roflmao:

 

[rmallen30]

:rofl:

 

[Tank222]

Wife made me sell my mx bike, so I decided to mod her horse.

 

[BlkMax]

Wife made me sell my mx bike, so I decided to mod her horse.

You should have sold the horse! :roflmao::roflmao:

I hate riding things that start thinking for themselves about half way through a corner. You also have to feed them even if you are not riding them.

 

[Sledhead]

Wife made me sell my mx bike, so I decided to mod her horse.

:roflmao: Good one! I like riding anything, horses/mules included, that gets me into the backcountry without packing my own beer :thumb:

 

[Dirtymaxx03]

i phucking hate horses

 

[bluebowtie]

i phucking hate horses

X a million. Ol lady bitches when I but truck parts but is ok for her to spend every penny she has on that hay burner of hers.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk while drinking a spotted cow

 

[Dirtymaxx03]

All they do is eat and cost money. Everytime I ride one it phucking bites me. Then the owner gets all pissed when I give the thing a heel to the side of the bit.