A police officer was sitting on an exit waiting and feeling kind of generous. He sees a man speeding by on a motorcycle and decides that he is going to pull him over and just give him a warning. He pulls the guy over and asks him if he knew what he was pulled over for and the man replies speeding. He asks the guy for his name and he says "Fred." The cop asks for his last name and the man replies "my name is just Fred." The cop tells the man "sir i was just going to give you a warning but if you can't give me your full name, i am going to have to take you in." Fred replies "if you have got a minute i will explain everything to you." The cop decides to list.
"You see i was born Fred Johnson. I decided to become a doctor so after i finished school i became Fred Johnson MD. After a few years of owning my own successful medical practice i got tired of it and decided it would be a good idea to become a dentist. So i went to school to become a dentist. Then i became Fred Johnson MD DDS. While i had my dental practice i had an affair with my receptionist and caught an STD. So now i was known as Fred Johnson MD DDS with VD. The AMA found out i had VD and took away my MD so i was left with Fred Johnson DDS with VD, well when the ADA found out about the AMA they took away my DDS. So now i was left as Fred Johnson with VD. Soon after the VD took away my Johnson and all was left with was Fred."
"You see i was born Fred Johnson. I decided to become a doctor so after i finished school i became Fred Johnson MD. After a few years of owning my own successful medical practice i got tired of it and decided it would be a good idea to become a dentist. So i went to school to become a dentist. Then i became Fred Johnson MD DDS. While i had my dental practice i had an affair with my receptionist and caught an STD. So now i was known as Fred Johnson MD DDS with VD. The AMA found out i had VD and took away my MD so i was left with Fred Johnson DDS with VD, well when the ADA found out about the AMA they took away my DDS. So now i was left as Fred Johnson with VD. Soon after the VD took away my Johnson and all was left with was Fred."
