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Shit man I dont need to save it.... thats creepy. I just call Johnny and ask to talk to her and have phone relations :spit:

Ask Kyle....he might have saved it or maybe Josh is the sneaky peaky in the group.
 

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I have not seen any pics...so Ill take your word for that. My 10-y/o is already causing me heartburn...I dont look forward to what it'll be like in 4 years.
 

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Lets call out why Johnny never seems to be on over here anymore?? I think its time he gets fired and retire that 5 foot mirrored truck :spit: :angel:

Im on .... I need to start searching out your posts to stay up to date on your diarea mouth ! ! :rofl: Always gotta bring the daughter in to it .... why dont you bring that sled 8.1 out cali way and we can meet at the track for a embarrassing moment in your life . Kodiak will school you on why diesels make gassers look like sleds . Hahahaha .... and only 6000 lbs heavier . You know .... nothing big . :rolleyes: Just about double your trucks weight . :D

Well hell, since no one called johnny out, i might as well! haha im close in size, just lighter :D

Hahahaha , I'll take that call out .... :thumb: Bring it .... :rofl:

Yeah where the hell has Johnny been???

Sup Brother .... Im here .... been busy in the house doing texture and painting for last month or so . The honey do list ..... long list . ;)

Now that my asshat friend Chris BB496 sled runner is here .... I think I will call out that sled 8.1 to run the kodiak .... that should be a no brainer to blow off . :D Slow ass truck the 8.1 hahahaha :coolspot:
 

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Im pretty sure it wasnt me bringing your daughter into this but for illiterates I can understand how you missed that :thumb:

How bout YOU come out here. No way in HELL Im going to cali. I wouldnt mesh right with most of them people. Like your boy Nelson. I would just be in trouble the whole time out there :rofl:

Yes we all know the all mighty Slodiak is king around your parts. Im not a retard I know most diesels will roast me BUT lets compare apples to apples and you take that charger off...then I'll give you lengths :D

Dont worry brotha....Ill give you a ride anyday when your injectors/turbo/trans/pistons/rods or clogged filters take a shit on you and your stranded :hug: :rofl:




Anyhow you really should come out here man. You know Ive been trying to get your ass out here. Or at least you call me like you used to till you had to surrender your testicles to the purse ;)
 
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Hahaha ... bout time you posted back . :joker:

Figured a race against the slow diak would be fair . :thumb:

Maybe a road trip to Ohio would be nice ....... hahaha ya right who am I kidding ... maybe when it warms up some . ;)
 

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You know Ill race anyone. I dont care. You never know how fast you are until you get beat. Anyone can walk around saying they have a fast truck. You got blue LEDs? Hell no....now whats up? I tout my accessories not my gobs of power :rofl:
 

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You know Ill race anyone. I dont care. You never know how fast you are until you get beat. Anyone can walk around saying they have a fast truck. You got blue LEDs? Hell no....now whats up? I tout my accessories not my gobs of power :rofl:

Are you blabbing about those gay disco lights you installed again . :rofl:

call me sucker ......
 

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Let me break it down for ya. You ever seen a bangin ass chick get out of some hoo ride? Whats your first thoughts? Daaaaaaaaamn I would sooooo..... to that chick then immediately after that thought you see the car and think to yourself...DAMNIT shes prolly as beat up as the car and you proceed on thinking what could have been if she was only driving a nice ride. Same goes for guys. If your a good looking driver you need a good looking truck to go with it or chicks will be thinking daaaaaaaaamn that dudes broke as hell and prolly still lives with his mom. So you have to accessorize. Chicks dont care if you got LBZ rods in an LLY or have a swiss cheesed airbox..... they want the way more important crap that we hate....... like sensitivity. BUT if your rocking out some good looks on the truck it shows that you CARE about things...thats a good thing ;)

NOW for dudes that have no chance in hell on the looks part......well they go out an buy a huge ass truck (with dark dark windows) and put on a loud whistler to make up for the looks dept. Either way when they get out people are still saying daaaaaaaaaamn....just for the wrong reasons :hug: :rofl:

Moral of the story..... you dont need big HP and TQ to get the pu-nany. You just need a Mike L trans :spit:
 

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I actually thought there was something worthy reading all the crap ....

Stayin alive ... staying alive .... oh oh oh oh staying aliveeeeeeee iveeeee oh oh .... is that the bee gees i hear coming from the disco truck . :rofl: