A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same
bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses
are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one
twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so
much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips
out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching
her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says,
'In America we have so many illegal aliens
that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice.'
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bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses
are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one
twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so
much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips
out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching
her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says,
'In America we have so many illegal aliens
that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice.'
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