As the FNG, I feel compelled to share some of my stories.
Let's start some time ago, in a state far far away. My first car was an 86 for escort. Oh, don't skim ahead, this is important to this story. This crap little car with it's worn out squirrls was always breaking down. So every repair added a little something back to the car. I was driving back from 3 hours away from home at 3 am on a dark and lonely highway. The speedo only read to 85 in that car, and on the highway, I would simply hold the petal on the floor and hope for the best. I see some lights in the review so I pull over. I had a good lead, took a minute or two for him to pull up behind me, but it wasn't like I could drive fast enough to get in trouble anyway, and there wasn't anyone else to blame it on. The man walked up to my window and only pointed his flashlight at the dashboard. I could have had a bloody chainsaw or assult rifle on my lap he wouldn't have seen it. And he didn't say anything ether, just was lookin at my dash. After a decent silence I ask "hows it going officer?" He responds "you didn't by any chance see a corver, or a mustang, or maby a chavet pass you doing 118 did you?" I follow with my brilantly planned responce of "UHHHH." He responded "why don't you slow down and get out of here."
Not a month later, I was driving way too fast down a city street through a school zone coming up to a light. The light turned yellow so I downshifted and floored it, and then made a left turn. Through my tire noise, the car barly holding together, and the steering drift I notice the only car waiting on the light is a cop. I just start slowing down and pull over. I look in my rear view and she is still turning around, then pulls up behind me. I review my idiocy, at lease 70 in a 30 through a school zone, blowing a red light and making an illigal turn, plus any unsafe tickets. The cop gets out of her car, slams her door, runs up to my window "WHAT THE #&$% IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ALMOST FLIPPED YOUR &#$*%& CAR." It's my aunt. No tickets, but my mother was waiting for me in the kitchen when I got home.
So somehow, as retarded as I am, I made it out of my teens, and out of ricing, and out of that state with out dying, or getting a ticket. Next state on the list is Maryland. OMG, I was getting pulled over two or three times a week. And no, no more "I'm stupid..." I was in an 82 F250 with the I6. I managed to slow down and drive safely. Long story short, discrimination. That state and the next one below HATE military. My favorit was this horrable lady that wrote me over 1500 worth of tickets. I bascily told her if she handed me those tickets, I wasn't going to court to fight the tickets, I would go to take her job. All the tickets, save one, I was exempt from (state specific laws, all that I had never heard of, I had been in the state 2 weeks, and had out of state tags and licence. Common thing for cops to do is issue tickets to out of states bacause someone is more likely to pay $$$ than take vacation and travel back to said state to go to court.)
The final state worth mention is Florida. I have had one cop talk to me. He didn't pull me over, he pulled up next to me and told me my sticker tags were expired even though the regestration was good, and said I should try to get it fixed. I was sitting at a stop light, he ran my plates and just talked to me.
I'm all for giving them respect, but respect is not given because of your job or something your wearing.
ADD version, I used to be really stupid but I was lucky.