Confucius Says:

[jbarker@bankspower]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with very smelly finger.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

[Jasondt2001]

LOL, Smart man that confucius :rofl:

 

[BigRedHD]

LOL :rofl:

 

[ColbyColorado04]

funny man he is......lol

 

[Big Block 88]

I just like fart jokes:angel:

 

[ruffmanatv]

:spit:

 

[duramax-rob]

confusis say:

man that lose key to girlfriends house get no new-key!

no such thing as rape, girl with dress up run much faster than boy with pants down.

 

[MWDHAND]

Confucius Says:

man who stand on toilet feel high on pot

man who have son worry about one prick
man who have daughter worry about lots of pricks

 

[03 D-max]

Confucius Says
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

 

[Big Block 88]

:rofl:

 

[shortcircut65]

I just like fart jokes:angel:

man who farts in church, sits in own pew

 

[LT1BRD]

fat man walking sideways through airport doors is going to Bangkok

baseball wrong. man with 4 balls cannot walk

 

[coker6303]

man who drop watch in toilet have sh*tty time!!

 

[THE-BEAST]

:rofl:

 

[WhtThndr3]

man who diddle girl on period, get caught red handed